Natalie Daninhirsch

northwestern MT ‘23. she/her.

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

remember when i wanted to go to paris to shop and eat and celebrate my birthday but instead i got my appendix out in paris on my birthday yeah gOOD TIMES

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

bill and rosie get married. sophie’s daughter has to choose between three singing suitors. cher has three solo numbers. amanda seyfried and sky go to couple’s counseling. meryl streep is resurrected. endless possibilities.

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

if the rumors are true and ABBA is actually releasing new music, just think of the possibilities for a third mamma mia movie… it’s what we deserve.

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

just found out my sister sleeps with socks on. need a minute to process.

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

my dad made a twitter to post pics of my dog that look like rotisserie chicken and i honestly don’t know what to say

[ChickenOrCharlie @ChicknOrCharlie]

Seriously I don’t see it. But I’d bet if they fried me up I’d be quite tasty.

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

my dad and i spent the 15 minute waiting period after getting our vaccines reading the ENTIRE cinnamon toast shrimp debacle

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

@heybowser

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something about competing for slots and traveling hundreds of miles to get the antidote to a mysterious plague feels, oh i don’t know, quite dystopian

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

simpsons really do be predicting everything

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

wait—

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

I KNEW this would happen as soon as the great gatsby came into public domain in january. excuse me while i sob.

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

anyway here’s how my mom told me they’re scrapping my car for parts today

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

anyone else read that as nova lox or am i just really jewish

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

my parents sent me a care package that included a jar of crushed red pepper flakes. no one will ever get me like they do.

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

i just find something so wrong about needing to open my windows. in chicago. in the winter. just because my apartment is too hot and i have no control over the temp. it is 10 degrees outside and it’s the only way we’re comfortable in here omg

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

@dinaleyy this is my first season. bachelor night mondays double as tapas night for the pod. it’s thrilling.

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

i’ve done more character analysis on bachelor contestants than i have on my own acting class characters

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

sometimes i think it’s funny that people poke fun at french with the knowledge that it actually has a very structured spelling system unlike english, but then i remember there’s a word that is genuinely spelled with three “e”s in a row

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

snl explained the game stop stock market drama better than any other platform

[Natalie Daninhirsch @nataliedanin]

@heybowser unless you go to school in chicago like me. then honestly he’s probably right :/