natalie

idk what it’s all about

[natalie @natalieday_]

Jesus saves, but where does he shop?

[James @CaucasianJames]

get one last game in

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[Benoit Blanc voice] now her sistah was a witch, correct? and what was HER sistah? the wicked witch of the East

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and respects your pronouns

[Your Own Backyard Podcast @YOBPodcast]

Paul Flores is guilty of the first degree murder of Kristin Smart

[natalie @natalieday_]

@ameliaromaldi my heart is racing

[natalie @natalieday_]

@ameliaromaldi I just had the one post and I checked a few times the next day and still nothing 😡 I just want to have a sneaky stalk

[natalie @natalieday_]

@ameliaromaldi I had the same issue!!!

[natalie @natalieday_]

Happy Christmas!!

Reminder: Today STILL is not the day to question or comment on anyone’s eating habits or weight 🤠

[natalie @natalieday_]

how long into tenet will my family realise it isn’t a wholesome christmas film 🥸

[natalie @natalieday_]

Are you ok?

No I watched the entire first season of My Name is Earl in one day

[natalie @natalieday_]

ok but if astrology isn’t real how come all aries are like that

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“are u ok?” of course not next question

[natalie @natalieday_]

I do not watch The Voice but I like to think that Jessica Mauboy and Rita Ora are besties that send each other flowers constantly

[natalie @natalieday_]

I’m so incredibly embarrassed that I slept on Giri/Haji for so long 🚨 it’s truly an extraordinary show- so inventive and perfect! If you’re like me and saw it in your netflix reccs for years but never bothered to start it, DO YOURSELF THE BEST FAVOUR!!!

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

“vine cured my depression!” k well it created mine

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Ah well” - Translation: Another dream crushed.

[James @CaucasianJames]

just realized the bird that shit on me back in 2004 is dead and i’m still here. funny how that works

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

i've been so distracted by the pandemic i forgot that when this is all over we'll all die from global warming lol

[Benjamin Law 羅旭能 @mrbenjaminlaw]

Sydney doesn’t want your pity, it wants your nudes