Eddie Current

Analytical, conservative, vinyl record aficionado, photography and woodworking hobbyist, delving into writing.

[Jere_Memez @Jere_Memez]

The Sophie Cunningham memes on 𝕏 today! 😆🙌🏆

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@EshaAA33 I’m for enforcing the law. If that means supporting ICE, then I’m all for it.

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@krassenstein This post is very similar to the outrageous headlines I used to see in the National Enquirer.

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@DrNeilStone You’re bragging about a 50% effectiveness?! Another way to state it is that the vaccines are only halfway effective. This is not the win you think it is.

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@amyklobuchar Either you’re intentionally obfuscating, or you haven’t studied the agreement. America is tired of these antics.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I have just finished reading The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

It is, without a doubt, the most horrifying document I've ever read in my life.

There is no close second... and it's worse than you could ever imagine.

Here's everything you need to know 🧵

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

@HillaryClinton

Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years.

While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation. The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable.

You lecture about “respect for the institution” while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off.

And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place—vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the “people’s house.”

The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls.

Sit down, bitch. The adults are back in charge.

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@BernieSanders Also Democrats: “Trump is a racist Nazi philanderer!”

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@DrNeilStone *VAERS* has entered the chat.

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@libsoftiktok How about: #mylifematters?

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@GovPressOffice Meanwhile, Trump is on camera.

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@GavinNewsom You know this makes you look stupid, not Trump.

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@KremlinTrolls What is wrong with you? Only the most deranged people cannot understand what he is saying.

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@RepTedLieu Democrats: “Trump shows signs of dementia and must be tested!”
Trump: undergoes multiple tests with outstanding results to debunk claims.
Democrats: “Why does Trump need to be tested so often?!”

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@Truegreta Kudos for blatantly using the same photoshopped image for your rant. The pool is currently still being refurbished and has no water.

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@ABC7 Trump, without evidence, expects the sun to rise in the east tomorrow morning.

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@SenPeterWelch *illegal* immigrants.

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@FloraLuzz_ Your terms are acceptable.

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@elonmusk As I near my 69th birthday, I have resigned myself to not being able to achieve my dream of going to space myself. But I am gratified to see that humanity will soon see that opportunity expanded.

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@krassenstein Also Democrats: “Republicans use mean words!”