NATALIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just hanging out wbu

[Marcelame @_Marcelame]

I FOUND IT

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

by Harrison Wood Hsiang

[癒される動物 @cutest_animal1]

追いかけもせずにただただ蝶を眺める猫

[The Chef Cream @chef_cream]

No lie there’s mad people who just need to die. No jail. No mental hospital. Nothing. Just die.
That kid who stomped shorty head in is one example. Smoke him.

[マガイトは6/28欠席 @mamelong_ss]

赤いチューリップ3色になってた

[ANJALI @TWlTTERHAVER]

ill talk to anybody for 6+ hours & it's made a lot of people think theyre in love w me, which leads to some Uncomfortable Talks. i didn't get why until i realized Most People Are Shit Conversationalists so many think conversational stamina = chemistry. im just Texan & mad affable

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

“Promise me you won't cast Gaseous Form at the party tonight.”

Me: I promise.

Me three drinks later:

[leo @leosburgers7]

forgot about the 3 mii limit so now its just me my bf and conan o’brien

[g @34rths]

Nevermind. There's so much more to life than waiting to be chosen. I will bathe in my own Sunlight

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

I must remember it all

[Marysia @marysia_cc]

Saul Steinberg, Self Portrait, 1949
take a break

[NATALIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @natdotwhat]

baby’s first fujifilm camera + wicked ice storm

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is absolutely killing me

[Matt Kramer 🔪 @kramerposts]

It’s not my circus, but… I am a man with a sense of obligation and duty. Very well. I will care for these monkeys. I will raise them as if they were my own.

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this