Nate

[hormuz ezpass @notbenfish]

I have to admit I kind of lose my emotional connection to the usmnt when we win, losing to these dog ass watermelon sellers now that makes me feel

[Nate @natethebeef]

@TroonGoonPMC Using an In-line muzzleloader in a homicide would truly be something

[Nate @natethebeef]

@Demon_Realms Listen here buster they done hit my homeland with a triple orogeny

[Nate @natethebeef]

@beetleboil You are unfamiliar with the ruffed grouse and thats okay

[rune sword @runesword1]

our golem asked what a dream is (completely unprompted) and the squad didn’t even flinch, they just held it down and started smashing it’s head in with rocks

[Nate @natethebeef]

@ShadowSaiyan8 @prestonstew_ Oh they most definitely are on infil/exfil and other times they’re vulnerable but something about the russians deep disdain for protecting their soldiers skews the numbers I’d imagine. But there’s no official Ukrainian casualty numbers so who knows the ratio

[Nate @natethebeef]

@earthdistance 99.5% chance of no audit brother, rounds up to 100. Keep it up, the world’s a better place w/o public funding 💪

[Nate @natethebeef]

@AgingRanchHand “I have majored in one of the most arbitrary, indirect fields and wish to whine that your funny tweet about a poem that clearly delineates a man who wants to die isn’t about that”

[Gabriel @gbrl_dick]

the lion does not concern himself with the energy supply chains of his allies

[Nate @natethebeef]

@FinsXtra this is coming from the owner who kept grier for a decade and fired Mike Mcdaniel two days after black monday giving him a false sense of security. So, nothing he does is rational or to be trusted.

[Nate @natethebeef]

i’m going to hang myself

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Blockbuster! The Dolphins are sending star WR Jaylen Waddle to the Broncos pending a physical, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

we’re embarking on an amazing partnership between the UFC and law enforcement to achieve domestic violence rates like you wouldn’t believe

[Nate @natethebeef]

@factorX54 @BellCowVonte @elitetakes_ probably because every offseason his owner somehow loses even more brain function and goes haywire

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal?”

[Nate @natethebeef]

@StevenBlathras @DianteLeeFB phins fan but the whole fucking afc east was taken out back besides vrabel how is that your fault. still hope the hawks kill you 😀

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

thank you for following the law and getting your concealed carry permit. Your good citizen reward is getting jumped and then executed in the middle of the street by a roving gang of diabetic high school dropouts

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Giggling at the fact that somewhere the Pope is losing his mind at 3:50 AM

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

A moment of silence to remember the tenure of Mike McDaniel in Miami:

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Weird how we say, "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bugs family describes it differently.

[Nate @natethebeef]

looking good 😁

[Nate @natethebeef]

if miami beats NE next week ill crum