Oswald Boniface

“The saddest day of your life isn't when you decide to sell out. The saddest day of your life is when you decide to sell out and nobody wants to buy.”

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@DLumsden_MSP @RussellFindlay1 If you were elected, it would trigger a by-election at Holyrood.

Struggling for candidates?

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@ScotTories @DLumsden_MSP Ya gonna start fracking in Fife Listy boy?

Na, your Party is in its death throes.
Enjoy living on the public purse, one last time.

#SerialFailure

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@tvlicensingnews @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds The TV licence also funds your organisation to harass people like me. I don't watch TV.

I am subjected to frequent threatening letters, which now go in re-cycling unread.

#ShameOnYou

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@thewritertype Brighton is a bit far for me as I live in the Kingdom of Fife but if you ever return to the Edinburgh Fringe, I'll be there. 😉

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@Sandeshgulhane Adios Sandesh, at least you've got a job to go back to, unlike most of your colleagues.

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@RealStephenKerr "Look out, kid, it's somethin' you did
God knows when, but you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alleyway, looking for a new friend"

Adeus Juan! #Loser

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@ReformUKScot Absolutely! I'm fed up with a racist English party trying to import their prejudice into Scotland.

Awa# tae Freuchie an' eat mice!
#MicePies #SixHooses #SixBoats #SixCars #NaeClass

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@ScotTories In all honesty; your most pathetic, desperate campaign, in my lifetime. Well done y'all.
#Losers #ProjectFear2

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@ScotTories @RussellFindlay1 @RozMccall Dream on!

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@RussellFindlay1 @ScotTories @Jackson_Carlaw If Carlaw wins the constituency, you'll lose your list seat.

Jolly good, keep up the good work.
#ThirstyRussell

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@ReformUKScot "Today, I own six houses, five cars and six boats."
Malcolm Offord
#Tit

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@MarieMacklin @Malcolm_Offord Okay, sorry about that. Will delete my post.

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@CllrTKerr Hello Thomas, you've switched parties but kept your basic attitude to the truth ie. you've little time for it.
#CrossingTheFloor #Racist

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@PulpLibrarian They would be a no-go area for me when hungover, so, no thanks. Prefer solid colour, calmer.

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@thewritertype I like it and will use it in polite conversation at the next opportunity. Probably in five years time. I do use your "that train has sailed" and enjoy it immensely.
😉

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@ScotTories 4 days till reality bites.
Try not tae greet too much.

Stiff upper lip an' all that. 🧐

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@ScotTories @RussellFindlay1 @TimEagleMoray You Tories love your military hardware.
What precisely is the point of this photo-op?

Who're you gonna bomb?

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@KemiBadenoch #Disgrace
Educate your "young people" don't use them as scapegoats.
https://t.co/CoRH5Y5RYV

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@ScotTories If you are a sectarian bampot, vote @ScotTories .
We've got your back;
https://t.co/ua4LSPngli

[Oswald Boniface @native_cunning]

@AnnonymousAm @RussellFindlay1 I think you'll be interested in this story.
https://t.co/ua4LSPngli