Justin Wilcox’s Therapist

Calgorithm heathen, Diet Coke connoisseur, Canada Goose wearer, Piedmont Avenue shill, Elizabeth Holmes Revisionist, Pacifico fiend, and spiritual 5th yr

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

Everybody wanna be an oil money school till an NVIDIA/Apple/Meta money school shows up

[Jack Plummer @DepressedCalFan]

with the recent commitment of dorian thomas cal now has the #9 ranked portal class (per 247)

[Mike the Hot Dog Mayor @MikeHotDogMayor]

Hello @HunterBiden what are your thoughts on the California Golden Bears and are you interested in attending a tailgate at historical Sproul Plaza in Berkeley, CA

Out of respect to your recovery, you will not be required to drink Malört

[Dane Weber @DaneWeber08]

@EliWoodard_

Cal Fam!!! Let Eli know where home is!!
No time to wait 🐻🐻🐻

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

EVERYONE’S BETTER THAN JALEN BRUNSON UNTIL IT’S TIME TO BE BETTER THAN JALEN BRUNSOOOOON

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

not so fast, my friend

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

One quarter into the NBA Finals, Jalen Brunson is affirming the concerns people have about small guards being able to win it all.

The closer you get. The more physical it gets. So far, Brunson’s body is betraying him.

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

unbelievable

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

KNICKS WIN!!!

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

@Justin_WDE @RhettHobart GOATed AD at auburn

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

Perhaps this country may yet be saved

[Virginia Football @UVAFootball]

Our 2026 opener has been relocated home in Charlottesville.

🔗 https://t.co/ucda3gH11O

#GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷

[Sidelines - Texas A&M @SSN_TAMU]

DO NOT SEND YOUR WIFE OR DAUGHTER TO THE LANE KIFFIN CAMP

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

HAPPY ZEST MONTH TO ALL MY CALGORITHM AMIGOS AND AMIGAS

🦆🐻

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

Kendrick Raphael td against SMU

[Ghost @GhostofGarbers]

What are the all-time best “fuck it I’m doing it myself” plays in Cal Football history?

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

No injury no covid Chase Garbers

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say Derrick Rose. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

This is how its gonna look when we beat UCLA and the band starts bumping Blow the Whistle

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

WVU walks it off & has the entire stadium singing Country Roads

Chills

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

WVU walks it off & has the entire stadium singing Country Roads

Chills

[Sokō 🇭🇹 🍉 @Sonicadvanced2]

I saw this Knicks team go up against prime CJ McCollum I ain’t worried about no Victor Wembanyama

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

Someone gotta get this guy drinks at Raleigh’s after the week he’s had

[Marshall Cherrington @MWCherrington]

😱

#GoBears 🐻📈

[Marshall Cherrington @MWCherrington]

😱

#GoBears 🐻📈

[Big Ten information and news @Genetics56]

Cal has 4 4-star commits.

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

How is it not B??

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[Justin Wilcox’s Therapist @nato_base]

Sure thing man what happened the last time Cal came to Austin?????

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

You know what cal? Week 2 in Austin. See you then