Wee Man 🇵🇸

Eat shit (to the tune of Hey Jude)

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Still find it insane that in the days following October 7th we were made to believe we had to sympathize with people living outside of and even holding music festivals next to a concentration camp.

[Montana Lemonius-Craig @jitLyang21]

How many national girlfriend and boyfriend days are there? #fuckoff

[Mason Milkers 🍼🍼 @ilivedb1tch]

god he’s such a fucking loser holy shit

[De Highly Disturbed Moose @PrimeM00se]

A hard-hit comebacker finna DESTROYYYYY his bussy lmao

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

No dawg they’re not ANTI gay they’re just PRO God. Just happened to write a Bible verse on their hats the one day there was a rainbow on it. Total coincidence.

These guys are such cowards. If you’re gonna be a bigot, own it.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

If we’re sharing baseball Onion articles, can I submit my personal favorite

[j @joyci_schecter]

Why was I the whore of Babylon at the dentist’s office

[Jason Blakely @jasonwblakely]

I admire Colbert's wit & I don't think he should have lost his show *but* elite liberals throwing themselves encomia parties with A-list celebrities as their form of symbolic resistance amounts to nothing politically & is part of what brought us to the current ideological impasse

[Wee Man 🇵🇸 @natshaffer98]

Don Draper

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

drunk at 3pm thinking about what everyone has that i don’t

[willforthrill @willforthrill]

The thing about Michael Jackson is that he molested a fuck ton of young boys

[Wee Man 🇵🇸 @natshaffer98]

@Variety Keep this dog away from Pitt

[Connor Williams⚾🏴‍☠️ @Wins_Williams]

Throwing a 7 inning no-hitter against a lineup where half of the hitters never played in affiliated ball and nobody that did made it past AA

[sydney's weenie @ahh1l]

@hayleyhexagon

[Mad Men Quotes @MadMenQts]

Bobbies Draper

[Wee Man 🇵🇸 @natshaffer98]

I’m gonna start drinking again

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

150 years of Bud and baseball means vintage @MLB cans. Available now.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Opinion | By killing schoolchildren en masse, we are giving Iranians the freedom and liberty that Americans have enjoyed in Littleton, Newtown, Parkland, and Uvalde.