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[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Very glad this worked out for him

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@EsotericCD You jinxed it.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@politicalmath Come on, you might disenfranchise dogs!

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@asymco I mean pre-recorded live, of course.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@asymco You could tell they were live with the hand movements blocking the view in perfect sync with the presenter view.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@ZODIAC_MF I’m offended that image doesn’t feature more diversity like a kid in a wheelchair and someone in a hijab.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@EsotericCD Museums I *really* don’t understand. The art doesn’t move. There are pictures of famous works readily available. Why do you need your *own* crappy picture of a Van Gogh?

Concerts are a little more understandable, but I’m there to enjoy the show live, not watch it on my phone.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@politicalmath Tell her it’s not sandy, it’s spicy.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@ZODIAC_MF How many dildos do you reckon Bezos would have to pay taxes on?

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@dhh I think we need to start a meme à la the ice bucket challenge, except it’s get deported from Germany for saying mean things to German politicians.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

olaf scholz you bastard what the hell is this

[Florian Gallwitz @FlorianGallwitz]

A guy jokingly tweeted “olaf scholz you bastard what the hell is this” in frustration because Fortnite was stuck at 3% download. As a result, German authorities investigated him for committing a criminal offence (insulting a politician, §188 StGB) and forced him to delete it.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@MrJamesMay For being absolutely right? British bacon is the worst.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@EsotericCD Have you seen the black Snape discourse? Neither have I, I can’t bring myself to care.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@i_zzzzzz You’ve seen the future and it’s Portuguese chicken. Not bad, I say.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@billybinion It’s also basically illegal to build new hotels in NYC.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@RichieDNYC @sam_d_1995 I’m saying they already are. The only change is that it’ll be less tenable to illegally double park in traffic.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@RichieDNYC @sam_d_1995 It’s cute that you think that. The lanes nearest the sidewalk are constantly used for double-parked cars in Manhattan. There’s usually only one lane of free flowing traffic already.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@politicalmath That’s what makes him cool.

[!Bryan @nbryan]

@dhh Who made it? Ommegang?

[Benjamin Bratton @bratton]

"Data centers use all the water" is "vaccines cause autism" for people with graduate degrees