SimiyUTD

Me, that's who.

Manchester United

[SimiyUTD @ncSimiy]

My friend we have a baller in Kobbie

[SimiyUTD @ncSimiy]

@The4thWayYT You are my person of interest. Victim or perpetrator, I will find you.

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

I love when a comment is so wrong, that I get to pick the way I want to rip it apart.

1) United’s had an academy product in every match day squad for 88 years. That’s more than any other club in the fucking world, leave alone those two tin pots.

2) Until another English club wins the treble with 7 academy players in the squad, none has an academy that is even on-par with United.

3) In the last 10 years, United have had 73 academy graduates play in the top 5 leagues. City have had 59; Chelsea, 51.

4) In that same time, United have had 37 academy graduates actually play for the club; Chelsea, 27; city, 19.

When it comes to the highest highs, United wins. When it comes to the longest run, United wins. When it comes to the most players in the top 5 leagues, United wins. When it comes to the most academy players to actually play for the club that trained them, United wins.

There are exactly two clubs with academies to even begin to rival United— Barca and Ajax. Nobody else comes close.

[Fem Mindset @fem_mindset]

@Blaqlennox Sometimes procrastination isn’t a lack of ability...it’s the strange human habit of waiting until pressure turns potential into precision.

[01001011 01100001 01100101 @KaeAnonymous_]

@Blaqlennox Some jobs i intentionally leave, postpone

If the solution hasn't hit me yet, when i go back to solve the problem, it just flows

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

A nigga will ignore a problem for three weeks, then solve it at 2 a.m. like a genius.

[Punished Piece of Shit @GazeUponMyPosts]

i've been watching my brother teach himself electrical and mechanical engineering so he can build a device that automatically detects deer and sprays them with water when they are in his yard. He has no engineering or math background at all. It's just driven by the hatred

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

I was watching a video on Trevor Noah’s podcast and they were talking about hedonic adaptation. This basically means that people always return to a stable baseline level of happiness after major positive or negative life events or changes. The more positive changes you experience, the higher your baseline level becomes and vice versa.

He made an example about how Warren Buffet can live a seemingly frugal life at face value but he has luxuries he cannot compromise on. He drives a normal car and lives in a normal house but uses private jets and has expressed how much they mean to him and the convenience they provide.

Most people have their own version of that “private jet” on their income level so what’s yours?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United 🆚 Ipswich: the director's cut 🎬

[METRO @1youngmetro]

when its your turn dont feel sorry for anybody go full savage mode and tell them to stay strong like you did

[Miss Kawhi👑 @HKuriah]

Love Yourz is the type of song that gets better with every listen. And when you think you've listened to it enough times, you go back again and get reminded why it's the best song to ever exist.

[Draeco @whotfisdraeco]

The older I get, the more I realise that speaking your mind bluntly and directly is the fastest way to build relationships with the right people.

[Die @DieSampayo]

Messi presentó la renuncia el último día hábil del mes para cobrar el sueldo entero, es uno de los nuestros.

[calyptr4 @calyptr4]

the cool thing about shrooms is i find the answer to everything but then forget it so i get to have that same epiphany every time i take them

[commonswift🦅 @MLikevoke]

Nikiwa new comer jijini i thought my balcony would witness freaky activities, kazi ni kusimama hapa for hours nikifikiria maisha yangu

[LeoDaVinciWave @LeoDaVinciWave]

Who knew cardboard boxes could make something so magical.

[Tolulope Michael @im_tolumichael]

Now that they’ve said it, you start noticing it everywhere.

"Building a business...."

"Learning how to...."

"Trying to figure out...."

"Working on...."

"Realising that...."

Once you notice it, every tweet starts looking like the same sentence wearing different clothes.

And for anyone wondering, a gerund is basically a verb ending in -ing that is used like a noun, like "Building," "Learning," or "Working."

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Itabidii nimeweka Ronaldo kwa poster ya Kesho. Aliona hayuko akasema Wantam mara ya pili 😭

[Infinite Books @infinitebooks]

In 1847, Søren Kierkegaard wrote to his sister-in-law, who was too depressed to get out of bed

He had one piece of advice

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Watch Messi retire within 6 months now 😭

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Only two players in Europe have gotten a 10/10 rating on @WhoScored this season so far:

• Bruno Fernandes vs Ipswich.
• Kylian Mbappé vs Sociedad.

🔥