Just bought some shit at the gas station and it was $9.11 and the Arab running the place says "Alright, nine eleven woah not good how about nine dollars and eleven cents" lmfao
just heard my wife threaten my daughter with holding her back in age, not letting her turn 7 (because daughter’s been delinquent in a responsibility). she was looking at my wife kind of scared, like, “i didn’t even know you could do that.” and i’m looking at my wife the same way