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Born at a very young age, Single but too sleepy to mingle My hobbies include tweeting and retweeting.

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

Millennials walikuwa wanaita coolkids ati “Born Tao”😂😂

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

Bro hakuna relationship huanza October huyo anataka nguo za Christmas

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

"Dear IAN, your M-Shwari limit is KSH 0. Continue saving and transacting more on"...🥲🚮

[Lawizzy🇧🇪 @Lawizzy470802]

Look at how deadly Chelsea is currently and Xabi Alonso is telling us that we will see a better Chelsea in May

Gaffer wants to overfeed us 😭😭

[The Duke of Vihiga™ 🇰🇰🇪 @AliSHussein1]

Just re-tweet we have no country here...

[Marvo Sneh @marvo_sneh_]

When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her I’m an “asset relocation specialist” instead of a thief. 😂😭

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

Mzee umewahi skia tukikuambia utumie tissue kweli?? Advices zako jiekee aki

[Juma @JmJuma1]

Sifuna and Natembeya officially handing Ruto back to Gachagua mamae😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾

[Okwaro 🇸🇸 🇰🇪 @Okwaro_]

Met some very enthusiastic young men last night who tried to ensure I got into my apartment without my belongings. Appreciate the unexpected cardio session, great form, terrible execution.
⅒ Would not recommend.

[@ @nd1ba_]

@Son_of_Laikipia Mīkoigo 🤣🤣🤣

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

"Kīama thaaaai.......athuuri thaaaai......tūtanathiī na mbere mīkoigo yoothe metha igūrū tūmenyane." 😂

[Black @blxckxbt]

Watching everyone around you winning while you’re going through the hardest phase of your life:

[Wayveeeeee! 🧘🏾‍♂️ @wayveeofficial]

Some girls can single-handedly turn you into a responsible man.

This girl got pregnant for my friend and said she wasn’t going to get an abortion. My guy has been running around trying to find a job ever since 😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

at the end of the day, once you get it right, it won’t matter how long it took.

[VALENTINE @moraavals]

Leo nayo kesho haitafika, it'll be such a shame autopsy ikisema alikufa juu ya njaa,acha niamke nipike mamae.Hii kukaa pekee yangu itakuja kunimaliza siku moja😂

[Phamouxgram🧌 @phamouxgram]

Oiii guess the first Premier League club to win a match since cars started flying?

[Lawizzy🇧🇪 @Lawizzy470802]

"Emi Martinez after coming back from injury"

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

It’s so over bro

Congrats Chelsea you’ve escaped today 💔

[EYE-WITNESS @EbereCFC]

Jordan pickford after conceding 3 goals in 13 minutes tomorrow 😭