Αndy P

Mentally stable genius. Oxford comma evangelist. Vols by 1,000.

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@HermesLux Life insurance is the funny one. A company is like “I think you’ll die on this day”, then you’re like “nah, I’ll take the under…here’s $30 a month”.

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@SleeperTitanUp Jalen Hurts: “We just need to make the Titans play football.”

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@HermesLux Venmo card is not bad. No fee, 3% on top category, 2% on 2nd category, 1% on everything else.

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@Strategy

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@HermesLux Who is taking the other side of that trade and why?

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

This angle is killing me

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@oinkbaamoo @BitPaine @JoshMandell6 It’s a very plausible outcome at some point down the road. Saylor often draws inspiration and comparison to Standard Oil. And we all know the fate of that company.

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@trading_pjv77 @BTCInsightPro @SlapThatAsk69 Not all do..I have Schwab and you have to call to see if your plan provider allows trading options. Mine allows most investments, but not options. I’m all MSTR right now and still contributing to it, but eventually I’ll convert a % to income and cover routine medical expenses

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@trading_pjv77 @BTCInsightPro @SlapThatAsk69 Can’t do options in HSAs

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@hillery_dan I’m all out of chairs..only thing left is the table.

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@JoshMandell6 We know what we saw. No amount of gaslighting bots will change that.

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@hillery_dan @JoshMandell6 I reported him to the authorities today. He belongs in an institution.

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@PunterJeff @SullyMichaelvan Love it. And ticker $STR₿ to signify the strategy that bridges the gap between fiat and bitcoin worlds

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@Starship_40 What are we lifting? The world?

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@JoshMandell6 Definitely that. Short through earnings play?

[Stef Hertsens @stefhertsens]

POV Melania #Inauguration2025

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@DarthBecomesMe @ttommywelte @AdamSchefter Wrong. Tyjae Spears got a concussion in one too.

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@ThinkAppraiser @adampollock What’s your favorite toast recipe?

[Αndy P @ndrwprsh]

@LukeGromen Why not a little bit of all 3?