wicked woman✨️

mostly sensible
she/her

[wicked woman✨️ @nech_10]

Paying taxes in this regime is genuinely funding criminal activities 😭

[Umoja @W_Asherah]

I have a story for you people. So I was in Machakos recently. Booked a place on https://t.co/QN3Kpe2ZXU and - turns out I booked a place at boma yangu in Machakos. We got there and it seemed the guards knew to expect short term stay tenants. They check you in at the gate.

[TiskTusk @TiskTusk]

Mnapobugia mivinyo, mkumbuke KEBS haina uwezo wa kujua real product na bonoko. Those were their actual words. Kazi ya KEBS ni kurusha sticker.

[I Love Good KE Music @will_Olwande]

On the Ticketmaster issue, if you know what they’ve done in other markets, you should be very worried for our creatives if they set up.

They’re not just a ticketing company. They handle ticketing, promotions, venues, festivals and audience data, when all these pieces start sitting within the same ecosystem, the power dynamics change. They create monopolies everywhere where they go affecting creatives more.

Kenyan creatives and independent promoters need to pay very close attention. Otherwise, we may wake up one day and realise we handed over the infrastructure of our live entertainment industry without asking enough questions.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Must go delayed is not must go denied.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Exactly 150steps from here is the HQ of the KDF.

[Njagamugo @The_Nyerian]

Respect for human life in Kenya.

[The regime has gone satanic @Nukta_]

Multiple laundries registered in their names. Only for hearts to be softened by wedding reels? We are sheep lol

[.. @Waswa_SE]

We’ve fallen off so bad to the point we don’t remember we used to commemorate today for the lives lost in the 1998 bombings in Nairobi

[Umoja @W_Asherah]

SHA is daylight robbery too. I've paid for my dad's care out of pocket for 3 years - 150k for 6 months, 100k for 12 months, 70k for 12 months, now 50k for the last 6 months. 3M+ and counting... Know what I'd have done with that money instead? Spent it in the Kenyan economy...

[Dua @Duakz5q]

There’s a higher statistical probability of a man being raped by one of their male friends than being falsely accused of rape by a female.

Men, please write that down.

[wicked woman✨️ @nech_10]

The floods waiting for us with the upcoming El Nino will be truly diabolical

[Mak Mansa @mansaplus]

Not just Karura, Aberdares as well! They are cutting trees day and night!

[Mak Mansa @mansaplus]

Not just Karura, Aberdares as well! They are cutting trees day and night!

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

By the way, I hope you people know that as of last week when cabinet approved KENYA CHILDREN POLICY 2025, you’re no longer allowed to put XXXX hapo kwa name of father (hata at birth.)

Unapewa 2 years ukatafute ile jina utaweka hapo.

I want someone apeleke hiyo policy kortini.

[Njeri Waridi @Njeriwaridi]

Beef is now 800/- per kg which is it too expensive for most households
Eggs that were a cheaper alternative are getting expensive, milk too

Result is malnutrition > higher chances of sickness > dilapidated hospitals

GoK does a lot more harm than we acknowledge

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

The new psyop is convincing you that there is “genius” at play. Anything but accept the truth; that Kenyans far outnumber any goons, that voter suppression won’t work, and that he’s big mad that he got absolutely dog walked in Ol Kalau. So he tries this new narrative 🤭

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's a clip from Eldoret & Molo during the 2007/2008 PEV

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

We’re watching them start another 2007/2008.
Let me remind you guys that the violence that happened in 2007/2008 wasn’t just PEV. It was planned way before the elections. Young people were radicalized and armed months before the elections.

[griffith gitau @gitau_griffith]

Type of stuff that makes you want to burn someone at the stake.

[fairy godkin 🔆 (they/them) @houseno7]

AND IT'S PREVENTABLE! YOU CAN LITERALLY GET THE HPV VACCINE BUT THE STATE AND THE CHURCH DON'T TAKE PUBLIC HEALTH SERIOUSLY.