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[.cain @necromemetics]

couples i think should kiss, a thread 🧵

[.cain @necromemetics]

@ash_chr_

[josh @y0cuando]

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[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@NexusPointNews The first dogs I’ve ever wanted to euthanize

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@orchid_hq This shit makes me want to kill myself

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[zellie @zellieimani]

Flock cameras haven’t been used to solve one murder yet. Just cops monitoring their girlfriends, exes or women they lust after.

[Naomi Lewis ♡ @naominlewis]

Not to be dramatic but I don’t think people quite understand how much of a disaster eliminating USPS would be. Like it would be end-of-this-country level of a disaster

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[Eric @ericpierre53]

I’m trying to normalise loudly saying “Ew they used AI, that shit looks nasty!” in public to shame lazy business owners

[slayyy guevara🔻☭ @fwasiercwane]

so close

[Drew Harwell @drewharwell]

A police chief in Georgia used Flock's cameras to track his ex-girlfriend and her teen daughter nearly 600 times. “Don’t worry I’m not tracking you or some weird stalker shit," he texted her. After his arrest, he committed suicide.

He's one of 50 cops we found misusing Flock: 🧵

[NEO CHOCO @gyntmgn]

people are actually mad qt doesn’t know how to cut that soap in half pls SHE IS DYSLEXIC!!!!!!!!

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@sama What if you just talked to your children

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[janepril charts @leroyscores]

bestfriEND.

girlfriEND.

boyfriEND.

you know what doesn't end with "end"?

jane remover.

retweet if you cried

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

"we are close to creating an oil that can cure any ailment" - guy selling snake oil

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

They did the white man meme again