bmo kinnie

‘she’s an open book, as open as her legs’

[bmo kinnie @necromorg]

me as monster energy’s cause i’m a narcissist:

[🥭 @mangoblip]

everything stays 😭😭 right where you left it 😭😭 everything stays 😭😭 but it still changes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The kids from Sandy Hook should be in college right now.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Game on, Nige.

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

“Taylor Swift is now married”

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

there should be a rule where if nothing fun has happened by halfway through the race, the remaining aston martin mandatorily explodes

[ev 🐁 @concorbz]

got a taumoeba (depression) leak and it’s eating all the astrophage (dopamine) in my fuel tanks (brain)

[Zashy 🇵🇸 @Zashy120]

Unc just died 💔
#WrestleMania

[bmo kinnie @necromorg]

tomodachi life is very evil very nice @DanhausenAD

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

I told yall he had a baddie!!

[Michaelmcchill @Michaelmcchill]

I love Tomodachi Life

[Robie ⚢ @anglsfrvrangls]

How life feels when you accept that you’re a cunt and you do love gossiping and complaining

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

This will probably only affect about one or two children. Just utter cruelty for the sole reason of appeasing the worst people in the world.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

just practicing for later

[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

I apologize Will Arnett I wasn't familiar with your game

[alex albon’s pr manager @leclercize]

albon norris piastri and bortoleto