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Beard, glasses, prat - that's me! - do photography, retouching, various computery shite - XBOX:nevipertech

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Note to @LidlGB. Please don't put almond croissants on the shelf with a label saying they're ham n cheese. You're literally going to kill someone

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Love to know the reasoning behind blocking the entire dropped curb next to the disabled spaces at our local @LidlGB (SR2 9ST). I guess it's better than the time they blocked the left hand space from opening the door with pallets of wood chippings

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Another year goes by and I'm still annoyed that 11 years ago, my Mum paid @DVLAgovuk to transfer my dead father's personalised plate and they took her money but never gave her the retention certificate.

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@lady_valor_07 Stay away from uploading pics of your furniture into chatgpt and asking it to draw on it?

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@Mr_Husky1 Every single time... Fake as this is the guest copy and so you don't fill the tip amount in on that one

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@BhattiLaib9960 Get rid obviously!!! Be easy enough to find another boyfriend

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@TheAA_UK OK but I'm pretty sure all that's happening is cos I'm at home, I go to the back of the queue

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@TheAA_UK well today with has cemented my resolve to change back to RAC next year. Reported breakdown at 9.47, app said 10:10 to 10:35. Then 10:10 to 10:10. Then 10:35 to 13:55. Then 10:55 to 13:55. Then 13:55 to 15:10. Then 15:10 to 15:10. See you next Tuesday then?

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14:05 to 15:10

Must have rolled another dice

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Now 14:10 to 15:10

The app is just connected to a random number generator!

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So @AmazonUK. Why do I pick this option at £10.91 but it says it will be £12.94??

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@JustEatTeam1 Wow, you're one of the laziest or most incompetent scammers going...

So... Scammer 101. Let's start the first lesson.

If you're going to just buy a shitty twitter scambot, at least put in the correct COMPANY NAME for the company you're pretending to be from.

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Hmm @JustEatUK is my Chicken pizza still vegetarian if I add ham to it?

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@Mishi_2210 1050 obv

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@inPostUk__t Nice try

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The great thing about @InPostUK taking over Yodel was that they ask who your preferred neighbour is and who to avoid. The downside is that they totally ignore it and deliver to the neighbour you said to avoid. Guess you can't take the Yodel out entirely

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@inpostchat_desk Nice try though

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Erm @whattoexpect. A basketball and a yoghurt tube are NOT the same size. #portioncontrol

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@Wisdom_HQ We think that MIT recruiters can't spell picnic?

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@BenjiNaesen How is "half ten" 9:30??? Literally cannot fathom it