Daniel (🦴)

Solana maxi ◎ | 私はスカイラー・ホワイト。夫はウォルター・ホワイトだからよ~。そうよ。夫に全部聞いた‼

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

Never underestimate how much time and effort you can waste by trying to automate a process you do not understand manually.

[Timekeeper of Whatever @spaghetti]

My ideal Elden Ring movie:
- Minimal dialogue
- 70 hours long
- Has a controller that I can move the main character around with

[Zach Rynes | CLG @ChainLinkGod]

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

[barney @barneyxbt]

realizing that crypto was merely the introduction to tokenization and was never meant to have any real use case

[Daniel (🦴) @NegativeClock]

@warrensbuffet2 Mossad focuses on external enemies, whereas shin bet is for internal enemies aka Gaza and the West Bank.

[Dan @robustus]

Turns out with claude code, my decades long strategy of NOT deeply learning:
- regexs
- sql
- nginx confs
- elaborate shell commands
- advanced shell scripting
- any javascript framework
- perf optimization
- webpack, cdns, bundlers
- 1000 other things

...was entirely correct.

[Daniel (🦴) @NegativeClock]

@echetus Great movie. I watched it four times

[Daniel (🦴) @NegativeClock]

@0xMaidez @Polymarket I tried with bigger size and got rekt. Beware if your orders only get fully filled in one direction and not the other, because then you lose the delta neutral edge and are at the mercy of the market.

[Daniel (🦴) @NegativeClock]

@Loopscale @Layer_33_ Megabullish

[yyy @yx3io]

fuck smart contracts i’m launching a retarded one

[Daniel (🦴) @NegativeClock]

@amiravalliani @CoinbaseDev Have the talks from the Money Summit been uploaded anywhere?

[Daniel (🦴) @NegativeClock]

@AllezLabs @abertog @SolanaConf Is this talk uploaded anywhere?

[Daniel (🦴) @NegativeClock]

@rinne_hl @Lighter_xyz So be beta neutral

[PerpetualCow.hl @PerpetualCow]

https://t.co/un0QeTJvgX

[Daniel (🦴) @NegativeClock]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[raghav @rargulati]

A trader thinks that the prices of eggs are going to increase, and so he contacts his broker and asks him to buy 1,000,000 egg futures at $1.70

Sure enough, a week later, the price of egg futures is $2.50, and the trader, happy to ride his winners, places an order for 3,000,000 more egg futures

Next month, at $4.30 a piece, he pats himself on the back and restructures his liquid investments to buy another 10,000,000 egg futures

At the end of the quarter, egg futures are trading at $7, and the trader finally calls up his broker and tells him to sell them all

The broker replies: “To who? You’re the egg man!”