Josh Myers

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[trevy @chillextremist]

I’m at the point where if a mysterious portal opened up near me I wouldn’t even hesitate to enter it

[🪬*𓇚•꧁♡꧂•𓇚*🪬 @angelll111_xo]

i feel like multiple parts of my soul are running in different directions

[Josh Myers @NejiWouldNever]

@BoatsNHoes___ Hit em with a good ol’ BOOOOORRRRRRIIIIINNNGGGG

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

me: so girl dinner is basically a big bag of seeds and boy dinner is something like a vape and a can of beer,

turtle in the middle of the road: you can hit me with your car. im ready to die

me: i'm not done explaining, please don't interrupt me

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

He really does look like he knows about an imminent catastrophe yet lacks the language to warn about it

[Hitman Jr (I'm my daddy's son) @VengeanceGod31]

When im broke I be having flashbacks of money I spent unnecessarily..

[wint @dril]

ted lasso just came by . he said You will never have mental health and you deserve to have depression because youre stupid. hes nicer on tv

[jordan @LifeofJordan_]

many are saying this

[lep luthor 🫍 @igotleprosy]

We need her to come back for one more song

[lep luthor 🫍 @igotleprosy]

Big fan of this guy

[wint @dril]

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

[lep luthor 🫍 @igotleprosy]

Do the airport birds know there’s more to life than this

[^_^ @misandrism]

yeaa not really gonna be able to come into work today either because, Yuuup. you guessed it. cursed amulet again. you know how it is with the ammy bro

[wint @dril]

i dont think i can take my career much further unless I attain some sort of "Ultimate Form"

[Donkey Kong @DonkeyKongApe]

you've got 2 hours and 0 friends to return my banana hoard greg

[🪬*𓇚•꧁♡꧂•𓇚*🪬 @angelll111_xo]

brb i’m transmuting shit rn 💫

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

By age 35, you should have 1 cat, a "least favorite" fork, and at least 25,000 posts logged into a niche hobbyist forum, where you've developed highly specialized knowledge, as well as allies and enemies. If you don't, you're pretty much guaranteed to be a failure in life.

[rat facts, PhD 🐀 @shwauby]

I JUST put new sheets on and this mf climbs up to make a giant pile of crumbs. REPENT