nelson

some guy

[nelson @nelllywellly]

If you hit me with a shell in Mario Kart when I am playing as Peach you are not a Feminist

[nelson @nelllywellly]

Alright, here’s my top albums of the year. Have a good 2026 team

[pavement shady facts @flopmidi]

There’s always a white guy at the function saying some shit like “can you play LCD Soundsystem?”

[nelson @nelllywellly]

I’m not a big tweeter anymore but I put my poems up on substack pretty regularly. I call this “the poster’s journey” https://t.co/ND0J0A7yN7

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Listening to some modest mouse trying to picture a world where we worshipped plumbers and HVAC workers the same way we worship celebrities and nba players

[nelson @nelllywellly]

@prawn_meat Max! So glad you’re enjoying it, loved your new story as well.

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

2. american gravy by nelson chandler on substack. i love short fiction with a poetic flair and even though this is a relatively new substack i've loved everything he's posted so far. thoughtful and funny https://t.co/KXmxuQSbXn

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

[ Listening to Leonard Cohen ]
-Song of love, nice
-That's a song of hate, nice
-Song of hate, nice
-Song of love, easy, we take that

[nelson @nelllywellly]

Chet Hanks DJ set

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

name an artist that could do this

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Hopefully we’ll see Banderas reprising his role as Puss in Boots, though critics seem doubtful.

[thomas ‎⎊ @big_boi__]

my exact thoughts after seeing the charm tour: "this better make Nelson's top 10"

[nelson @nelllywellly]

@big_boi__ 🗣️🗣️

[nelson @nelllywellly]

Folks, please stop blowing up my manager’s email; the day has come. Nelson’s album of the year list has arrived.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Dua Lipa, while very beautiful, does not know as much about Frasier as me

[nelson @nelllywellly]

What about nelson

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Shortlist for TIME’s Person of the Year, which will be announced Thursday:

• Kamala Harris
• Kate Middleton
• Elon Musk
• Yulia Navalnaya
• Benjamin Netanyahu
• Jerome Powell
• Joe Rogan
• Claudia Sheinbaum
• Donald Trump
• Mark Zuckerberg

[nelson @nelllywellly]

Soulful white boy hall of famer

[slick @dlicj]

don't let mike tyson's voice fool you. if he calls and asks you to fight say no because he's actually a lot bigger and stronger than he sounds

[nelson @nelllywellly]

Have you played her Modern Baseball yet

[₿ruke @BrukeFasil]

My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!