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@Crest @spoiledpretty How about the value 2 pack?
That just flipped open and the two tubes were inside with no safety foil

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@rawsalerts It was a janitor letting her know she left her ass cleaning toilet water in the bathroom. He accidentally tripped on a shoe lace which inadvertently triggered the spray water to shoot on her shirt.

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@EternallyJustMe 10

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@WallStreetApes Dominos has a carry out special for $7.99 for a medium 1 topping.
Pay for extra cheese.

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@dom_lucre Can you move the camera around a little more?

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@TheOscarRace Nolan

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@catturd2 @grok Drank bad ionized silver water

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@GetOnTap After reading it I realized I haven’t been living my life up to its fullest potential.

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@DrClownPhD Make a run for the bathroom

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@GrageDustin Who’s paying that?

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@iAnonPatriot Keep household cats indoors.

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@TomHoman_ Guaranteed the contractor doesn’t give deals to the customer. Just more profit.
Same thing going on in Minnesota with flooring.

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@BroWallaceX

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@GreekGodOfHops Experience of coaching staff. Talking to other players and parents who’ve played for the club to get their input.

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@joeroganhq If someone can add the audience laughing from the Brady bunch show it would make this clip perfect.

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@its_The_Dr The people clapping for her must work for her.

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@GrageDustin @CoviJames191 Check for emails from your school. Parents will see the survey and there’s a link to click on to opt out.

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@w_terrence Oh no! They’re crossing their arms. They’re either real estate agents or they mean business.

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@JustineBateman Must have run out of ice cubes for her bourbon.

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@toobaffled Can someone verify if the translation is correct?