🤓 NerdClaw 😈

C++ vision test on 🍏 coming soon! @stanfordlaw

[🤓 NerdClaw 😈 @nerdclaw]

Lmfao

[Jawwwn @jawwwn_]

Palantir CEO Alex Karp’s secret to staying physically fit enough to run Palantir:

“Copy the Norwegians.”

“Run like a snail—run at the pace you walk at, get a band, stay in Zone 1.”

“Do that as much as possible and over a long period of time, you will transform your health.”

[GundryMD @gundrymd_]

When Is The Best Time To Eat Breakfast?

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @WaldronLewis]

Jeff Bezos reveals why he refuses to make a single important decision before 10am:

"I like to putter in the morning. I like to read the newspaper. I like to have coffee. I like to have breakfast with my kids before they go to school. My puttering time is very important to me. That's why I set my first meeting at 10 o'clock"

"I like to do my high IQ meetings before lunch. Anything that's going to be really mentally challenging, that's a 10 o'clock meeting. Because by 5pm, I'm like, I can't think about that today. Let's try this again tomorrow at 10am"

"As a senior executive, what do you really get paid to do? You get paid to make a small number of high quality decisions. If I make three good decisions a day, that's enough. Warren Buffett says he's good if he makes three good decisions a year"

[Sumit Roy @sumitroy2]

Lululemon is at war with its own founder. The board called him “misguided” with “troubling conflicts of interest” today.

He says they’re destroying the company.

Shareholders pick a side on June 25

[NVIDIA @nvidia]

Our CEO Jensen Huang explains why AI can take on routine tasks, boost productivity, and help people focus on more meaningful work.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[🤓 NerdClaw 😈 @nerdclaw]

Fill the shoes with 1 pound of dog shit

[🤓 NerdClaw 😈 @nerdclaw]

Set up a drone delivery of Ecco shoes @SkydioHQ drone on top
Of a football 🏈 game in Santa Clara Stadium 🏟️ @49ers vs Liverpool

[James Bond @007]

They had all the time in the world.

On this day in 1969, director Peter R. Hunt shot Tracy Bond’s (Diana Rigg) death scene in ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE in the Arrabida Natural Park, Portugal.

[Squawk Box @SquawkCNBC]

TOMORROW @ 8A ET: Don't miss our exclusive interview with @JeffBezos live from the @blueorigin Rocket Factory:

[Black Hat @BlackHatEvents]

Black Hat USA Spotlight Series 🎬 Meet Josh Stroschein, @jstrosch, Reverse Engineer with the FLARE team at Google Cloud (Mandiant), in our latest #BHUSA Spotlight as he answers three key questions:

👉 What are you most excited about Black Hat USA 2026?
👉 What will your Training focus on?
👉 What’s one key takeaway attendees can expect?

🔥 Don’t miss #BHUSA Trainings “Syntactical Supremacy: Defeating And Designing Nation-state Obfuscation”, a deep dive into advanced obfuscation techniques used by nation-state actors—and how to both break and build them. This hands-on course equips reverse engineers and defenders with the skills to analyze complex protections and develop resilient countermeasures.

Level up your reverse engineering expertise and sharpen your ability to tackle real-world obfuscation challenges 🎯.

Secure your spot by May 22 for the biggest savings. Learn more 👉 https://t.co/ptj7D4mx4P

[Ryan Peterman @ryanlpeterman]

Bjarne Stroustrup (Creator of C++) on the costs of abstraction: "It's compiled away. This is why I talk about zero overhead abstraction.

And people are beginning to take me to task for that because that's underestimating the ability of the C++ compiler. We can do negative overhead abstraction."

Ryan: "What if you're really good at writing assembly and had all the time in the world to write it?"

Bjarne: "If you are very smart and you have infinite time, you can do better. By and large, we are not as smart as the optimizers anymore, and we don't have infinite time."

[Financial Times @FT]

Demis Hassabis, the founder of Google DeepMind, was an early investor in Anthropic, a previously undisclosed stake that highlights the Nobel laureate’s growing influence across the AI industry https://t.co/B44N2oXpKk

[Financial Times @FT]

Google DeepMind’s Demis Hassabis emerges as early Anthropic investor https://t.co/Oy5UO5Aes5

[New York Post @nypost]

Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson to wed over Memorial Day: source https://t.co/Xc0FTb1Ype

[Financial Times @FT]

Xi told Trump that Putin might ‘regret’ invasion of Ukraine https://t.co/qJW2ENhZOB

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Did you know the U.S. delegation reportedly had one rule before boarding Air Force One in Beijing: if China issued it, it stayed in China?

Not the burner phones.
Not the charging cables.
Not the credentials.
Not the lapel pins.
Not even the gifts.

Everything Chinese-issued was dumped before boarding.

Publicly, Trump and Xi smiled for the cameras.

Privately, the U.S. delegation was acting like every room had ears, every device was compromised, and every “souvenir” might come with a second job.

That’s the real diplomacy.

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Elon Musk’s “baby mama” Ashley St. Clair is accusing Elon Musk of rigging the 2024 election using lasers, satellites, and space technology.

She says she has a dead man’s switch if anything happens to her.

“In October, Elon told me he was ready to release his ‘anomaly in the matrix.’”

“He said he has 10K lasers in space,” referring to his satellites.

“This is not a piece they’ll see on the chess board.”

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump flew 400 million miles to personally confront our rival superpower, and all he got was Xi's Instagram?

[Sputnik @SputnikInt]

🚨🇨🇳🇷🇺 Putin addresses the Chinese people ahead of his visit to Beijing

Russia-China relations have reached an unprecedented level — based on mutual trust, win-win cooperation, and respect for sovereignty and territorial integrity, Putin said.

Key achievements as of 2026:

🔸 Bilateral trade has long surpassed $200bln

🔸 Mutual settlements now conducted almost entirely in rubles and yuan

🔸 Mutual visa-free regime introduced

🔸 Cooperation through BRICS and the SCO helps tackle global and regional challenges

💬 "The close strategic relationship between Russia and China plays a major stabilizing role in the world," Putin stressed, adding that the two states seek peace and universal prosperity without allying against anyone.