Jason Calvin

Lawyer. PNW.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

Elon is a bitch.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Seeing the richest man on earth, concealing his eyes, unable to make a coherent sentence and idiotically waving a chain saw should alarm every American.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

Just want commemorate my first block (at least that I’ve noticed). Justin seems a bit much, I thought I was agreeing with him. Maybe he’s really jonesing for a cig.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@NotJustinLaw The same people also seem to think the Palestinians will establish some progressive pluralistic democracy once they defeat Israel so they’re really a taco short of a combination plate.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@SteamboatUSA This tells me you practiced in state court. I now do admin hearings and so many lawyers haven’t been yelled at by a state court judge and it shows.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@JustOneStrawman @aelfred_D Imagine Asian food without the chili

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@citygal @kpomerleau @MrRBourne Or Utah.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@Helma_Lennartz @inflammateomnia @providenceluvr I recently saw an article that an actor od’d on caffeine because they had 2 Celsius—I commonly have two of those, 20oz black coffee, and a Coke or two during work.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@missfalsteenia The Palestinians know better than anyone if you don’t return soon enough you lose your home forever.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

I never remember how to cite AG opinions. I just search google scholar and copy the judge whose opinion I click on.

[Dan Epps @danepps]

Law pro tip: if you're struggling to figure out how to cite a source, rather than poring over the Bluebook, just search recent articles in @HarvLRev on Westlaw (HVLR database) for that source. Odds are the HLR Exec Eds figured it out already.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@Utah_Football embarrassing @AlabamaFTBL in the @SugarBowlNola

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

What’s one college football moment you wish you could see again for the first time?

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@oldred_politics @mattyglesias Came for this comment. Go Big Red!

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@lexlanham Look forward to you testing that assumption at your earliest convenience.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

Mine is on the floor of my office and is currently crooked in the frame.

[Drew Morris | First Circle Law @Drew_Morris]

There’s 2 types of lawyers in the world:

1. Those who have their framed diplomas proudly displayed in their office + have “esq” in their sig block.

2. Those who have no clue where their diplomas are and aren’t sure what an “esquire” even is.

There’s no in-between.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@SteamboatUSA Not a bahn mi recommendation, but Killer Po Boys in the French quarter has a pork belly poboy that I dream about, get it every time I’m in town and never disappoints.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@SteamboatUSA A comma should be after “100%” FML

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@SteamboatUSA 100% say what you will about colonialism, good things do come out of it. See also, chili peppers, potatoes, tomatoes, etc.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@SteamboatUSA Also for my money best bahn mi is in NOLA; large Vietnamese population and a notable po’boy culture.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@RealCynicalFox Chevron had to do with statutes not regs.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@SteamboatUSA Merits aside, if a single case on procedure results in a dedicated semester class on it, it needs to be reformed at the very least.

[Jason Calvin @nerdoner]

@leaferi @Lawl_Assoc My read on the opinion is that it only applies to statutes, not regulations. So if Trump wins, his new EPA can’t say “I read the statute in a new way” and when challenged have the courts say we disagree but you know best.