nescoceo

dress hot and anarchy

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Hey man, it’s just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning

[servbot 36 @acelehouse]

@aureainjail Moisture is scarce in the female butthole, like Arrakis in Dune. Spit is invaluable to them, like the Fremen in Dune. You have to slowstroke the butthole to penetrate, like the bodyshields, in Dune. To stay safe, you should navigate the hole in a specific rhythm, like in Dune.

[josferatu @xcrawlback2godx]

enjoy the blowjob...
but reflect on it...

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

I’m losing it

[communist captain obvious 🍉 @pippercorn]

we’ve found it…the post that combines sexism, transmisogyny, antisemitism and trivialising a genocide into one perfect storm of discourse

[Mel Stone @melstonemusic]

reflecting on my blowjob

[nescoceo @nescoceo]

bad news: ragebait hazardous to public health published on timeline
good news: it's really stupid and easy to make fun of :)

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Ideally we would all like to have sex with ourselves. Next best thing would be a family member. Those are not possible, so our third option is a stranger who gets "close enough"

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Vote

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[mónica! 💿 @webmica]

being trans is kinda about discovering you actually have wavy hair and have been mistreating it your whole life

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I saw an insane and stupid take but I just ignored it because the person was 23, which is emotionally and intellectually equivalent to being 16 years old these days.

[natalie 🖤🐺 @natamari_]

friendly reminder that polyamory means you aren’t enough for your partner but that’s okay! you can distract yourself using other people 💕🥰

[Business Woman Themed Clown @vegetalpuppet]

i like how you can tell the collagen supplement powder remembers being bones and skin by how it behaves in water. this is bone and skin behavior

[gordon freeman from woke mesa @portal2urmom]

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[nescoceo @nescoceo]

@colin_fraser lol this is so meaningless

[IWGB Game Workers @IWGB_GW]

We've got 31 game devs who are keen to get back to work @RockstarGames

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Threw out my back this morning — can’t even sit down 😱

[nescoceo @nescoceo]

listening to Vylet Pony guilt free!!!!! :D

[nescoceo @nescoceo]

i don't assume non-furry as the default so i feel like i get to properly fuck with and co-opt furry culture