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consider me as your daily dose of dopamine.

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didn't know hello kitty could look this dangerous, did u? 😉✨

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@namzyvibez he’ll probably default to “i was just acting and joking, i didn’t mean anything by it” like that’s the standard line for situations like this

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@Indikur that situation escalated into extreme chaos.. it genuinely looked like something out of a horror film smh

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@onetruefemcel it’s funny how much dating dynamics change when someone experiences a different level of attention.. had a situation where that alone shifted the whole vibe

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@hemery411 i once tied a girl’s shoes for her (i'm bi before, if u're confused) and she still broke up with me.. so yeah, that “i’ll never love again” type statement is exactly that vibe

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@foxxyscleo the mirror situation must be interesting there.. because calling someone an auntie while looking like you’re the heart of the family reunion is a bit ironic

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@lukasmimo finding the perfect performer only to realize they retired is honestly one of the most frustrating modern disappointments

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@herekdeckman at least we will always have audrey hepburn peeking out..

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@GwynBizzy there are obvious cuts where the liquid suddenly drops by a huge amount and somehow we're expected to believe that a single Red Bull filled that massive bucket?

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@The_G_Genie my best friend was literally sulking the other day, so we went to Starbucks, he got a venti chai latte, and somehow i still ended up paying 😭 that's just how these friendships work, apparently.

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@e38 this sounds exactly like something my family would say that people never truly leave us, they just exist differently in the lives they touched. one passes and one is born, and i think you'll see so much of him in that baby boy

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@beckytaylorgill my brain: "that's the England women's coach"
also my brain: "absolutely no idea what her name is"

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@yungskuntebony she’s not male-centered nor trying to appeal to the male gaze, which people seem to struggle with. i understand why some think she’s playing therapist though 😭 i just wish she’d take initiative and test the connection in her own way instead of staying in analysis mode

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@pedestrian we can't pretend she doesn't have celebrity energy and they looked like they enjoyed it way too much. honestly, i'm a little jealous i wasn't there too..

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@spideyybutch

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@gaynielcraig THREE plot twists and ZERO punctuation?? i had to process that twice

punctuations be like:

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@JackSlackMMA and then people build entire larger-than-life narratives around them like the bronko and oxen yoke story still being passed down 100 years later where i’m from, even though it was never actually true

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@knottedhairs how much for the pic? or trade something?

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@_syddygirl literally how do you miss that. i would’ve seen it right away, there’s no way that slips past me

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@battymamzelle i saw all the nicole kidman comments and still somehow thought it was melania trump 😭 my brain just picked a different celebrity entirely

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@manduglass k-pop fans really overanalyze every tiny detail that ring has been on her hand for years and people are acting like it’s breaking news