Kurt Bales (@[email protected])

Former Network Engineer, JNCIE-ENT #368; Employer: @Oracle (ex @Twitter, @Brocade and @JuniperNetworks). Tweets are my own: 1/3 Tech + 1/3 Music + 1/3 ShitPoss

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

OH... /cc @mediocrity @Ramin_DK

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

@BooksBenjamin Just finished Duck & Cover Book 3.

I have very strong feelings right now! Even when I knew it was coming I’m still there sobbing in my car!

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

Way to go #Samoa7s !!! So proud of you boys! Can’t wait to see you in Feb in LA!

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@jpd Don’t post nudis on the internet!

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@roach Communicate as if a vindictive edgelord might acquire your messages and share them with the press to publish terribly bad interpretations

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@xk_rumpumpkin Seems like their attempt to a-pologize are going unaccepted!

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

@roach PuppySpot does

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@xk_rumpumpkin @_getty This assumes your customers fundamentals are sound too

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@igb Shit! Better start a burn box right now!

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

@NikkiMegaplaza Next time you are in town let me know! I got plenty of ideas :)

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

@NikkiMegaplaza Bree has a Q3 and I wanted to hate it, but I find myself driving it far more than I do my truck!

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

@hcf64 Where’s Hankins? 13 levels deep down a rabbit hole with some loser who doesn’t understand even the basics!

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

@NikkiMegaplaza @duolingo We were standing in line and I realized “this is my moment!” And started laughing. Bree had no idea why I was laughing, and I didn’t know how to explain 😂

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

Guys,

The day finally came! I’m in Mexico and we went out for dinner and I was finally in a position to use the only phrase my meager attempts at @duolingo has prepared me for!

And you should know that I did indeed obtain una mesa para dos personas!

/cc @NikkiMegaplaza

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

@maybettl @Zeke_Cao Or the MacDonalds sign for the town of Yass

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

Pretty wild right? You might even say it took some “hardcore” engineering to produce.

And that was looooong before November 1st!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Pretty wild that you can engage in back-and-forth dialogue with over 100k people live on Twitter Spaces!

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

@glcmguy Day 1: Cabo!

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

@CubicleApril @ZoeSchiffer Reminder that Twitter’s Leader Law School training reminds managers that it is “Unaccrued PTO” and not “Unlimited PTO”.

Either way this is likely a change from the previous arrangement

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Ok but they’re fun, fabulous, and fir-ocious?

[Kurt Bales (@[email protected]) @networkjanitor]

Twitter has ALWAYS upset people on both sides. In fact when I used to work there I would say almost this same thing.

Unfortunately some people only see it from their side and think they are being unfairly treated.

It shouldn’t cost you $44bn to realize that!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset!

Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️