Fresh Lettuce

Just hangin in there.

Tweets:

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Enjoying my new life in the off world colonies

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@irns53 @Miss_Placed_ @capitalweather Excellent! Better than I got!

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@colbychick You got better than I could! I caught a pink glow in photos (nothing naked eye) near the Big Dipper, but no structure to it.

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@pocketcasts So far so good with version 7.47. Fingers crossed

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@pocketcasts Still broken. Works sporadically, but then the progress bar will freeze while the episode is still playing, or the pause/back/forward controls become unresponsive. Pleeease don't make me switch apps.

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@pocketcasts I miss podcasts

[Patches @mostly_cheese]

Doctor: Your wife has a sexually transmitted parasite that steals calcium from her bones, increases her risk of death from a stroke, and causes hemorrhoids, bleeding gums and constipation

Husband: OMG

Doctor: Congratulations, it’s a boy

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@groundbirdaioli @pocketcasts Same

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@YardGoneWild Thank you!

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@YardGoneWild Have you written up somewhere how you set these up? Interested in knowing your container choice, plants, whether there's a substrate, etc.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

stick on the ground: he doesn’t see me. he doesn’t see me. please don’t see me

my drunk ass: yooooo check out this stick

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@Jamberee13 @Shenanigans_luv What did the cat say

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ME: Boy do I ever love hard boiled eggs

BOY WHOSE JOB IT IS TO REMIND ME OF WHAT I LIKE: No sir you never do

ME: Thank you boy

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

@newLettuce @Shenanigans_luv You know we’ve been talking about this tweet for YEARS but we really do love it. Jeff just asked our cat if he likes eggs.

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@Jamberee13 @Shenanigans_luv I honestly feel privileged to have cracked my way into the Amber/Jeff consciousness in any way I could

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

dr: this medicine should halt your hallucinations

christopher robin: ok *swallows pills*

eeyore: THanᵏ ʸᵒ

[bobby @bobby]

women need to accept the mystery

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@warmyellowlight It's disappointing!!!

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@warmyellowlight My sister and niece were gonna visit. We've got an especially vulnerable family member here so we told them you gotta mask, it's non-negotiable.
She cancelled. 🤷‍♂️