Chris

Current political commentator and comedy writer. Former finance professional. Mostly sane leftist. 🇪🇺

There's a certain 𝘳𝘩𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘮 to these things.

[Chris @newchrisaway]

@KellDA Because conservatism and populism are inherently fear-based and you can't just turn it off.

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@BaronDestructo I realised in later life Picard is very dysfunctional but he's the leader in a show which is basically competence porn. He wins.

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@sama It's already gone too far.

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@RachelReevesMP Tax the rich, not the rest.

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@Keir_Starmer Wealth tax now.

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@Keegzz35 @Peston 5bn is nothing compared to what the rich are siphoning off - you're looking the wrong way!

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@Keegzz35 @Peston They already slashed the welfare budget. Remember all the disabled people who lost their PIP?

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I also requested my journal be exported before downgrading. I've received an email saying it's ready but the link doesn't work. Just give me the f*cking PDF. Honestly, it's pathetic.

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Hey @Penzu - I'm disgusted to realise that the reason my entries have been disappearing lately is that you've added a more expensive subscription level, which is the only way to recover what Penzu is now deleting. FUCK YOU.

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@BaronDestructo Give me the D. It's a luxury hotel with a competent crew.

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@BaronDestructo Destiny for wireless charging. ⚡

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Hey @Meetup, you guys are a joke. I don't object to a small fee but £42 is wild. This offer also implies a reduced subscription, not just one single month at £30. You have run this platform into the ground.

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@Keir_Starmer Only the Right cares about immigrants and they'll never vote for you. Your priorities are all wrong. Put money in people's pockets by increasing the tax burden on the rich. Remember your victory speech?

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@Keir_Starmer Nobody is buying houses! There aren't enough jobs or houses or money. This government is totally useless.

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@unitethewest @Keir_Starmer And what are Reform gonna do?

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@Keir_Starmer This has gone on long enough. Increase taxes on the rich and help the working and middle class. Your growth plan is not Labour and you're being punished for it.

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@dominosng Your number doesn't work!

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@McDonaldsUK is a f*cking rip off now. F*ck you, shareholders! Wood Green service also sh*t. Turn your @Deliveroo back on, Wood Green!!

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@alexxshadow Wrong flags at the Mall

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@sonia_0707_ Well that's embarrassing for all concerned.

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I've been waiting four years for that scene in Foundation and it was so f*cking great. Well done. #foundationappletv #found