New Dad Here

New Dad Here

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

Babies: got to love that they take 2 hours to put down for a nap only to sleep for 31 minutes. Every. Damn. Time.

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

Question. Does your newborn refuse to sleep too? Pretty sure ours hates us. #newdadhere

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

I believe nothing on the internet I read about babies and sleeping. THEY ARE MONSTERS!!! #newdadhere #sleepydadhere

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

#newdadhere baby screaming at 4am is torture compared to the 4pm screaming. Go to sleep baby

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

Putting a newborn to sleep is psychological warfare. #newdadhere

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

They say kids grow up so fast... are they on about fingernails? Seems like I'm cutting every day. Also, how do you get the bleeding to stop?

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

Last night the baby slept for 7 hours straight. I thought he was dead. Twice. #newdad

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

Why yes, I am googling what the colours of baby poop mean. And yes I should have left safe search on and included the word baby.

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

Drinking sparkling apple juice and wiping puke off my shirt. Happy New Years everyone! #newdad

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

Babies: Making Mommies and Daddies frustrated with each other since Jesus. #newdad

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

New Dad here, I never figured I would be this comfortable wearing another human's puke and/or poop. #newdad

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

Let me get this straight.... I can't put baby in the corner, but a fucking velour jumpsuit is kosher?? #newdad

[New Dad Here @newdadhere]

New Dad here, 9 months later this guy shows up at my house and all he wants to do is eat and poop. #newdad