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[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends

[Erroratu @Erroratu]

Genuine tears in my eyes

[🥭🍒🍓🍍🍉🥝🍈 @nextarines]

@Duderichy It's ok, it still feels like vacation for now 🥲

[🥭🍒🍓🍍🍉🥝🍈 @nextarines]

scrolling the news this morning after getting laid off last week

[🥭🍒🍓🍍🍉🥝🍈 @nextarines]

@dheisman Thank you :)

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

It’s unacceptable that ICE and Border Patrol are shoving, beating, pepper spraying, and shooting people in violation of their constitutional rights. Yesterday they did a drive-by in Arizona and sprayed a woman in the face with mace. Until there are serious reforms to this out of control agency, I will not be voting for the DHS budget and I'll keep pushing for my bill to stop this obscene use of force against law-abiding Americans. The American people shouldn’t have to fear their own government.

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

She obviously was putting a law enforcement officer under duress, you CANNOT do that and not be met with deadly force. I know it hurts your feelings to hear this, but Ashli Babbitt deserved what she got.

[🥭🍒🍓🍍🍉🥝🍈 @nextarines]

Might look better with a black belt but I haven't reached that level

[🥭🍒🍓🍍🍉🥝🍈 @nextarines]

“Working from home” isn’t enough I need to be able to work from inside a steamy hot shower that I never ever have to leave

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

letting AI gently cook my brain a little bit as a treat

[🥭🍒🍓🍍🍉🥝🍈 @nextarines]

Kind of crazy that Dr Frankenstein gives his monster a big ol meaty hog and then flips out when that monster wants something to stick it in

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

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@FeralPHunter

[🥭🍒🍓🍍🍉🥝🍈 @nextarines]

the economy’s gotten so bad even House Finches have to rent

[🥭🍒🍓🍍🍉🥝🍈 @nextarines]

@telmudic not to victim blame but he has such strong Cheater physiognomy I’m surprised he pulled one over on all those women