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they/them

[Sydney @ngs_kng]

some days you're alive other days you're just piloting the flesh robot

[Rynco Maekawa @[email protected] @LynzRand]

一天早晨，果蝇果里高尔·萨霉沙从烦躁不安的睡梦中醒来，发现自己仰面躺在一片惨白的空间里，变成了一个巨大的人类少女。他背下不再是轻薄的外骨骼，而是一片柔软得令人不安的躯体，沉甸甸地压在地面上；他稍稍一低头，便看见自己原先分节而坚硬的腹部已经消失，只剩下一片平滑柔软的肚皮。

[Skate Coach @Sk8Couch]

All of the “it loses money so we should get rid of it” people get real quiet once you mention the military

[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

Americans be like “I can’t even get some chopped foid from a dating app to go on a $250 date with me” while Japan bros are like “damn the handjob parlor and the milf joint are both on sale tonight idk which one to pick”

[Sydney @ngs_kng]

reusing the dirty Kleenex from my bag to blow my nose on the bus from the last time I had to blow my nose on the bus is true seniorcitizenmaxxing

[Brie Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

as pedestrians, it is our duty to obstruct and frustrate the automative class whenever possible

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> be nerds
> look into persona (used by discord)
> kyc (know your customer) service
> used for age verification
> search on internet (shodan)
> find weird server
> image 1
> openai-watchlistdb.withpersona
> openai-watchlistdb-testing.withpersona
> lolwtf
> look inside
> supposed to be behind cloudflare to hide ip
> openai messed up
> not behind cloudflare
> real ip shown
> using google cloud
> lookup cert history
> 2023-11-16 created
> 2024-02-28 gets cert
> 2024-03-04 prod goes live
> google stuff
> openai and persona partners
> partner around timeline of certs
> back to searching stuff
> find withpersona-gov
> look inside
> okta (image 2)
> lolwtf
> look inside
> website accidentally leaking stuff
> fedramp-private-backend-api
> look inside
> api .js accidentally exposed
> look inside
> wtf "SARInstructionsCard"
> wtf "app.onyx.withpersona-gov"
> wtf "FINTRAC"
> wtf "PrivatePartnershipProjectNameCodes"
> image 3
> wtf "AsyncSelfie"
> look inside
> openai, persona, send data to us gov
> feds map face to financial records
> map face using AI
> map face to ICE stuff
> api stores data for lots of stuff
> image 4

tl;dr persona kyc and openai are frens, using your selfie for verification and sending to ICE (or USGOV in general), using AI to tie to your financial records. see subsequent post for full write-up. its long and not mobile friendly

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

my mom was 22 when she had me and when I was 22 my friends and I were betting how many nights in a row we could drink everclear and still show up for work the next morning

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

SHOW DISCORD YOUR LICENSE
GIVE AMAZON YOUR SPIT
PROVIDE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO X
ARRANGE A LYFT BLOOD SAMPLE
LET ZOOM MEASURE YOUR SKULL
ALLOW XBOX TO SAVE DNA
SUBMIT FEET PICS TO UBER

[小賢者 @Chiuchiyin]

> be american
> mock euros for living in shoebox apartments
> mock asians for taking public transport
> “lol just buy a car”
> mock china for “tofu dreg” buildings
> slave away for years
> finally save enough for a 50-year mortgage
> realtor hands over keys
> “congrats on your starter home sir”
> walls made of hopes and drywall, literal glorified cardboard
> furnish entire house with temu flash sale
> couch collapses under human weight
> whatever.jpg
> daily commute is 2 hours each way
> sitting alone in traffic builds character
> life is just podcasts now
> come home exhausted
> turn on tv
> epstein trending again
> every powerful person somehow his best friend
> turn tv off
> check phone
> lost polymarket parlays
> doordash burrito on klarna overdue
> bank gently suggests homelessness
> tornado spawns directly on my zipcode
> house achieves flight
> insurance says “act of god”
> god says “lol”
> bank repos house mid-air
> debt survives
> get relocated to “work opportunity center”
> unlimited overtime
> no overtime pay
> press_f_to_pledge_allegiance.jpeg

[homerfan1738 @HomerFan1738]

wake up
grab a duff while marge puts on her makeup
punish bart because he did a prank up
whyd you leave maggie up on the table
go to work make the power plant stable

[Standard Reference Margot @sickfootfour]

walking my 4d hyperdog

[Hunter Biden Updates @cabinetlass]

Category is: best things ever

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the chive cutting community is absolutely frying me 😂

[Stuart @punished_stu]

-citizen, do you know your Gestapo from your Sipo? Your SA from your SD? Your Waffen SS from your..

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

zoomer guy at the bar: “have you heard of swans”

other zoomer guy at bar: “is that like geese”

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

this what patrick star would look like in balenciaga

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

You can tell intuitively that digital IDs aren't being pushed for the benefit of ordinary people just from the fact that zero ordinary people have been asking for them.

You'll see people clamoring for their government to do all kinds of things depending on where they're at on the political spectrum, from giving them better healthcare to stopping immigration to legalizing weed to making prayer mandatory in public schools. But one thing you never see is ordinary members of the public demanding that the government create a digital ID system and force everyone to participate in it. Literally never. It's a completely top-down initiative with zero grassroots demand.

This is because conventional systems of identification have been working out more or less fine for general members of the public for generations. What digital ID systems provide that those conventional systems do not is a significant increase in the state's ability to surveil and control the population and their online behavior. This doesn't benefit ordinary people, but it does benefit our rulers. The more control they have over us, the easier it will be to keep us propagandized and consenting to the status quo, and the harder it will be for us to rise up against them when it's time to remove them from power.

That's the only reason you're seeing governments scramble to shove this bullshit down our throats without anyone ever asking for it or voting for it.