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NHS Slave. Abused by NHSE regularly. Routinely tasked to do pointless stuff. Media kicking dog. Expert at ticking boxes. Oh yes - and F/T GP Partner. #RebuildGP

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@giles_home @ankitkant @Ubiquiti Not really if you run a gp practice in the nhs.

What’s needed for a business isn’t what Nhs connectivity now provides…

My practice has had an IT ‘upgrade’ over the last week.

And that’s why some independent internet connectivity is becoming even more important.

#NHS
#GSD

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@Parody_RCGP ‘slurp’.

(Credit to Samuel Shem)

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@medicaccountant @ankitkant Left trickle 👏🤪🤗

Left shit is starting.

What is adequate resourcing?

£ per 💩?

Do the maths carefully and ‘No’ is an important sentence.

Grateful as ever to G💩D.

#GSD

#dontbeadick

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@Parody_RCGP More challenging is the Nice acute back pain/sciatica NG59.

Have any of the panel ever had an acute disc prolapse?

Caution with nsaid & weak opioids. Nothing stronger, and no neuropathics.

I didn’t see them advise against a stick to bite on though.

Maybe they will?

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@parthaskar @ApnaNhs @BAME_HCAwards @DrEveleigh @Dazmeeks @Rezaidi @najafhaider @iDrSunny @rogerkline @AlisonGeorge10 @DrJoFranklin Can’t help with your loss Partha, but celebrate with the community who can see you for who you are and what you stand for.

👏👏👏👏👏

Take care.

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@The_HiggsBoson @ankitkant Don’t be a dick.

Book it.

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@VictoriaTzB @DrSelvarajah @thecsp Why are GPs ‘fringe’?!

What did RCGP organise?

@Parody_RCGP

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@theatre_weekly @LastShipMusical Hope no-one has broken a leg. Premiere now paused for the last 10 mins.

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Just a brief wish…

Gonna see @officialsting on Tuesday.

Any chance of skyhooks and tartan paint as an encore?

Can’t believe it’s not in the show!

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@Parody_RCGP Proper spotted dicks, these RCs.

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@isitsleepytime @Parody_RCGP @UHNM_NHS They know the cost of everything yet don’t know the value of anything.

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@PhilipSteart @Parody_RCGP ‘Pilate’ing General Practice.

Pontiously.

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@katiemelua @andertonsmusic Simply radiant.

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@Parody_RCGP Is this another boss called Peter?

#peterprinciple

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@GPDrYvetteDoc @Parody_RCGP Nah. It’s tennis.

Now played by a team against a single GP.

Gotta up your aces.

But ICB proformas, admindroids obsessed with checked boxes, 2’ care bean counters counting costs…

And 25% target rejection, payment to reduce waiting lists?

Match fit for this daily - aargh

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@Parody_RCGP Too simple.

They’d lose the power of rejection!

They wield it banning first outpatient appointments as ‘the patient is not currently fit for surgery’.

As if the waiting times for the procedure were non existent, rather than over a year.

Together-safe, kind and excellent 🤣

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@Parody_RCGP Time for ‘primary care via hospital’

‘This patient needs something we can’t do’. Elevated to hospital input required.

‘REJECTED’ with klaxons…

‘Virtual ward’

Left shit into community…

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@katiemelua @andertonsmusic Katie your voice is like liquid gold. And that’s before you even sing.

Like an ethereal angel with kindness, soul, clarity and musicality that pierces the current world and provides enveloping spine tingling escapism for as long as you are singing.

Women’s day at the RAH 😘 x

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@ankitkant @Parody_RCGP No worries.

When the SPoA commences the Trusts will all badger the govt to explain why their patient wait times are EVEN worse.

Maybe that’s what we’re waiting for.

Time dealing with queries isn’t time seeing patients.

The wheel spins faster but not much to show for it.

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@MedRegoncall1 Doesn’t seem much better with current F1’s and dinosaur consultant antics at a local centre of ‘excellence’.

Some shocking jdfi antics afoot.

Reap what you sow….