Cory Burton

[Larry Behrens 🇺🇸 @larrybehrens]

Hey everyone,

The people who were happy that Joe Biden killed the Keystone XL pipeline want you to know that they *really* care about gas prices.

Thanks.

[Daughter of Wolves @Alicia_Bittle_]

These are “give-up” pants.

You will never see a person who is doing well in life wearing them in public.

You will never see someone who has it together mentally/physically/emotionally wearing them.

This is natures warning sign for “I cannot be relied upon because I can’t even rely on myself to take care of myself.”

[Trolling.Canuck @TrollingCanuck]

😂💀

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! The Florida CFO says ANYONE who tries attacking or killing Florida law enforcement can "expect to be DEAD"

This applies to Iranian-linked or Muslim terrorists! ☀️

"Expect to be PUT IN THE DIRT. It's simple as that!"

"Florida law enforcement DOES NOT STAND for ANY of that CRAP."

"If you are going to come after our law enforcement with the intent to hurt or kill law enforcement, expect to be dead."

"They have every right to protect themselves, to get home to their families, and we are going to stand with them when incidents like that happen." — Blaise Ingoglia

Not. In. Florida.

[AmericaReal @AmericaReal3]

This photo was taken in 1946. This girl is Susan.
She is 45 years old. Has 2 children.

Susan never exercises. Sleeps late.

Eats whatever she wants. Even drinks beer instead of water.

What does Susan do?
Susan has no secret.
Susan is the woman in the upper right corner of the photo...…

[TMK @themagaking]

A transgender shooter murders nine kids, destroys families, devastates an entire community, and the first thing Canadian police rush to honor is the killer’s preferred pronoun. Not the truth. Not science. Not biology. Not the victims. But the preferred pronouns of the transgender man who carried out the massacre, because that’s what’s important. The feelings of the killer, not the lives of the children he killed. I don’t ever want to be lectured by a Canadian about American politics ever again.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

This is seriously the best ad ever made about speeding. I don’t think a single person was indifferent to it.

[Liberty4All @LibertyUSA37]

5 years ago, they convinced the idiots that slavery was coming back to America, because a felon overdosed.

Then they manipulated people into hating Tesla cars, because apparently fraud in government is a human right.

Now, they have talked the idiots in society that illegal alien criminal pedophiles are the most important thing.

The amount of dumb people in society is amazing.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

Let me try to explain how retarded Canada is:

Canada has race-based sentencing policies. Native criminals get shorter sentences because judges are REQUIRED to take "colonialism" into consideration in sentencing.

Native men also kill native women at extremely high rates. And this has created an ideological paradox for Canadian libs, who are permanently confused as to why the killers of native women get disproportionately lenient sentences.

Their explanation? Racism. The courts simply don't care about punishing the killers of native women.

The actual reason? The "anti-racist" policies they pushed for which guarantee native men shorter sentences for killing native women.

But we have to endure academics, journalists, and activists pretending not to know the actual reason why, and taking millions in taxpayer funds to "research" this great mystery every year.

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

Isn't it interesting?
$200 billion spent on cancer research every single year, and the only thing we have to show for it is a 90% increase in cancer deaths since the 1990's.

[IntegrityTO @integrity_to]

Toronto citizen recites Taxpayer Land Acknowledgment at City Hall 🤔

[Michelle LA🇨🇦 @MichelleLA1981]

Hes gonna keep doing it.

[The National Roast @NationalRoast]

Updated the Carney flow chart!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 LMFAO! Liberal woman demands Trump open the borders to Somalia, PANICS when asked to house a Somali refugee herself

LIB: "We should be taking people in war-torn countries in!"

"Would you be able to take in a Somali migrant?"

LIB: "Mmm, I don't know. Not sure if I could or not. I don't live in New York. Massachusetts."

"That's OK, we can send them to Massachusetts! Can we get your name, email, and how many you can take in?"

LIB: "I, I, I couldn't do that without talking to my husband first. I'd want to have more information first."

"OK! Can we just get your information?"

LIB: "No, I don't know who you are."

She LITERALLY did the meme 😭💀

📽️ @RestrictedDaily

[LD Basler @ArmaLite15OU812]

A slow mo version of you done fvcked up now 😂
#FAFO

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Carney wants to block the pipeline without taking the blame. So he’s handed Eby a pipeline veto that violates our constitution.

ONLY the federal government and the Prime Minister have the constitutional power to approve interprovincial pipelines.

He must get out of the way now so builders can build.

[Tokyo Rosie @tokyorosiecr]

Not a blue hair or transformer anywhere and I guarantee there was no land acknowledgment before this little get together.
The 80s and 90s were better because we weren't fucking batshit insane. https://t.co/Usf9qf2A4u

[Blonde Bigot @BlondeBigot11]

How to lose your home and property rights in BC in two easy steps!
1. Keep doing land acknowledgments.
2. Pretend this isn’t retarded.

[Lozzy B 🇦🇺𝕏 @TruthFairy131]

Socialism Explained

[bu/ac @buperac]

I’ve never seen Amazon open a rec center, but I’ve seen Suncor open one.
I’ve never seen a “renewable energy” company build a University Complex but I’ve seen CNRL build one.
Ive never seen Mastercard build housing for residents, including indigenous, but I’ve seen Cenovus built some.

Oil & Gas companies are integrated with a Western Lifestyle, they are community drivers and provide substantial opportunity, it is no wonder the Fed Gov’t wants to regulate them into submission.