Nic Johnson

Husband, Father of 5

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Messi, Mbappe, Haaland and Ronaldo after match day 1

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Portuguese players trying to get Ronaldo a hat-trick tomorrow

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Brazilian beer Brahma have just dropped their World Cup advert featuring Ronaldo and it's NEXT LEVEL advertising. 🇧🇷👏🍻

Easily one of the best we'll see.

[Grits n Football @goodbreffis]

When you let your three year old write the lyrics for your next song. 😂

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

Time lapse video of trying to leave North section tonight. I had recorded in normal mode for 4 1/2 minutes before this….
#RSL @realsaltlake this is RIDICULOUS.
#MLS

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

@realsaltlake I have a very talented guitarist who’s a senior at AF High who would make an amazing anthem performer. How do I get him an audition?

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

@lars_mm Hi Lauren. For you and the rest of the on-air crew, I’m pretty sure Rwan Cruz pronounces his name like Juan. Brazilians pronounce leading Rs like an H (like Ronaldinho).

Source: I lived in Brazil for a couple of years 🙂

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

@realsaltlake @Energizer_Park But then again, it wouldn’t be a true @Concacaf tournament without a terrible pitch. 😂

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

@realsaltlake Luna with an awesome match so far despite an embarrassingly terrible pitch @Energizer_Park

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

Hey @FOXSports, why is there a phantom whistle on the US/T&T Gold Cup match?

[John Dilworth @johndilworth]

Apple's own post for "Liquid Glass" fails accessibility contrast for WCAG AA.

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

@realsaltlake @SelectHealth Gozo MOTM. Great hustle and some great dribbles.

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

@rslrooster @realsaltlake @SelectHealth Heya. Your script seems to be a little off. It had Gozo as starting (correct) but the results showed Marczuk starting (incorrect). ✌🏻

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

@royalriothayden @andyblarsen I’ve looked for a source for this claim but can’t find one. Can you share it @royalriothayden ?

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

@saltcityfc Fotmob’s got him! (And Diogo)

@FotMob

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

@FabrizioRomano Yikes 😬 That’s a pretty terrible shot/goal ratio for a striker. Hopefully he breaks out here at RSL.

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

@rslshow @realsaltlake @kslsports Karl Malone would have been a stronger comparison. Dominant scorer who becomes the face of the franchise for years. Let’s get that DP 9!

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

We’re staying just south of the Acropolis in Athens and we just heard a really loud explosion/boom at 21:30 local time. No idea what it was…

[Nic Johnson @nicjohnson]

I present the United Steaks of America.

Whatcha think @TerribleMaps? Pretty terrible?