Nick

[Nick @nickaulenback]

If you're willing to put someone's genitals in your mouth then I don't think it's fair to bitch when someone double dips a fry or two

[Nick @nickaulenback]

5 days of not seeing my daughter was the worst and I almost cried when I finally got to see her. Nothing in life could’ve prepared me for a love like this

[Nick @nickaulenback]

@misssamackinnon @melissaatufts I’ll remember that when our babies first words are dad 😂

[Nick @nickaulenback]

@misssamackinnon @melissaatufts Just so yas know 🤷

[Nick @nickaulenback]

While I feel bad Lily has been difficult for Melissa while I work evenings, I absolutely love how happy and smiley my baby is when she sees me. Nothing beats that feeling

[Nick @nickaulenback]

First night Melissa went out since Lily was born so it’s the first night I have her to myself and I gotta say, any dad who looks at taking care of their kids as ‘babysitting’ can go fuck themselves

[Nick @nickaulenback]

@sydneydebay I had a guy offer me a bong for my PlayStation 4 like 6 years ago lmao

[Nick @nickaulenback]

Now that I’m going through it myself, I’ll never understand guys who are monsters to their pregnant girlfriends. If anything I’ve fallen more in love and I’m beyond excited to meet my daughter. They’ll never know anything but love and I feel bad for those who don’t get that

[Nick @nickaulenback]

@beccafreeman95 Ur not so move home already

[Nick @nickaulenback]

@klblair2 @TimHortons I just want to save $2 ffs 😂

[Nick @nickaulenback]

Out of 15 coffees I’ve gotten for roll up the rim I’ve won off 1 of them, bogus scam of an event @TimHortons

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[Nick @nickaulenback]

@briannaruss3ll @HannahJaneBreen @stellaellaollla @ashley_mahoney Oh also one time my uniform got accidentally untucked and terry curly or whatever his name is full on tried to tuck my shirt in for me and had his hands down my pants in doing so, was also in the middle of making coffee for a customer too when this happened

[Nick @nickaulenback]

@briannaruss3ll @HannahJaneBreen @stellaellaollla @ashley_mahoney They tried to not let me quit. Then the trolls world tour lookin boss got mouthy cause I wouldn’t work past my scheduled quitting day so I just didn’t show up for my last shifts then she made a Facebook status about me needing to learn responsibility and respect

[Nick @nickaulenback]

@melissaatufts Fill it with water and grab a big straw

[Nick @nickaulenback]

@pissypotatoes @Nasdorachi @Utrom @huesras @MARVELSNAP My biggest black cat so far

[Nick @nickaulenback]

*active shooter in New Glasgow*
rcmp Facebook page: so there was a sus fire this morning

[Nick @nickaulenback]

Not me going to the doctor to see about getting my hearing fixed cause a specialist told me years ago I’d need surgery to get my ear drums put into place and secured cause they’re pushing themselves deeper in my ear just for my doctor to tell me he couldn’t even see my ear drums

[Nick @nickaulenback]

@yousalty_friend @briannaruss3ll Getting strangers opinions on your diet through the shit you took on their doorstep > shitting at home

[Nick @nickaulenback]

@sportkneee @briannaruss3ll I am the brown swan