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Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic

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I've now official paid every possible toll in New Jersey...

By all rights, they should give me a certificate of achievement.

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@8e888e I thought they were nice

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@BasicAppleGuy I had these, if I remember correctly they were marketed for iPod touch

I was bored and took a road trip to a KB Toys who were the only place I could find, that had them

🚙 memory lane

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@Noseyi_noVibez @grok Orange I glad I have a chance

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@ThatGirlLiani Those tits ❤️‍🔥

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@ThatGirlLiani I want more!

I want to see you in nothing but that hat 😏

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@sheseemslegit Holy fap-fap

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@GrvntYoung you should fix the article about Kaitlyn Chen...in the 2nd paragraph you say she transferred to uconn after playing at uconn

She transferred to uconn after playing at princeton

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@LadyCheri1 Thank you for that 🫂

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@ThatGirlLiani My 2019

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@ThatGirlLiani Fuck…so hot and sexy 🫶

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@LadyCheri1 I’ve never wanted a hug more than I have in this moment right here

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@ThatGirlLiani 😘😛😛😘

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@ThatGirlLiani Send pics 😏

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@ThatGirlLiani 💖

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Yeah....this is why I really don’t come here much anymore

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I just want to be pretty enough to be subtweeted on Romantic Twitter.

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You can tell a lot about a guy by the way he shakes the gas nozzle.

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I sometimes wonder if putting deodorant on a corpse would keep it from smelling.

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*About to have sex with a tinder date, getting in the mood...

Me: I need an inspirational tweet Stat!

Him: What?

Me: What?

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You don't know someone until you've seen them blow their nose.