Nick Maddern

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@studiolambert don’t know if this has been suggested already…

Why not produce & broadcast 2 versions of #traitors - one where we know who the traitors are- and another where we do not, so we can play along with the cast of the show?

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@Ticketek_AU hey Ticketek … was in the presale queue for Sydney Coldplay …. Waited for 1h40min … got through… but couldn’t add any seats to my cart. Then it timed out and now back in the queue

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@nswpolice what is up with the noise from cockatoo island ? I am in n Sydney and it is unbearable

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@macquariebank I don’t think your push notifications are working (at least for credit card transactions )

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@GMCabsSydney Hi GM cabs, you have an unlicensed driver in Sydney taking fares tonight. I have reported this to the police.

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

Hey ⁦⁦@Optus⁩ & #optus customers … heads up just got this scam message …

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

Why so surprised? Have neither the boys, nor the girls, ever see this show before? #LoveIslandAU

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@TheTodayShow what is an ‘ausralian’? Asking for a friend

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@LEGO_Group It’s the it’s the bit over the mast with a curvy overhang

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@LEGO_Group there is an error in your instructions for kit 31109 (pirate ship) - on page 27 the beam for step 29 is also being displayed in step 28

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@LEGO_Group Picture on box

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@LEGO_Group Hi @LEGO_Group … taken me a while@but back onto building the ship. Just found another mistake … same set #31109 step 234 - the piece at the front of the ship is the wrong way round!!! Won’t fit the way it says in the destructions …

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@Westpac fyi got a scam sms alert pretending to be Westpac

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@realDonaldTrump Is that an anagram for WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!

Asking for a friend

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@KrystalBall888 @realDonaldTrump It’s a cloud

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

How would it be if we flipped it round

- Spit in the face of all shore boys
- kick all shore boys in the nuts.
- sexually assault a shore boy if you think they are a < 3

I’m sure parents would love to spend 33k on that privilege

#shore

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@LloydCroft @CommBank Just had the same message

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@CommBank this looks like a very good scam - comes from the same sender name as real commbank notifications. Or this message is real and you are using a site with no ssl

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@DifficultNerd It says ‘likely’. At the time of writing they thought that might be the only situation that could bring it about, and used it as an example. It does not state it is an exhaustive list. Learn to read and comprehend

[Nick Maddern @nickmaddern]

@bundll hi - for the umpteenth time can you please stop spamming us with 'we owe you money' messages, and now a phone call

I will repeat myself one last time - we do not have any accounts with you