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[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Is this the right place to tell Elon Musk he’s a twat?

[LORIAGNE GLAUCOMA! NOT SHOUTING! @Loriagne2]

IN UK RIGHT NOW,THERE SHOULD BE BLOODY RIOTS DEMANDING SUE GRAY REPORT,RUSSIAN REPORT,FINES FROM MET! WTF ARE WE PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT. LOCAL ELECTIONS COMING,WE NEED THAT SUE GRAY REPORT,AND ALL FINES TO BE ISSUED NOW! HOW DARE THEY TELL US TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER ELECTIONS!

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

Interested to see how far this goes. If you’re going to vote tactically to get rid of our government (who break the law) then please RT this! 💃🕺💥

[Janner Buhy @BuhyJanner]

So just checked my pay packet today and I’m £40 down on last month. My fuel DD has increased by over £100 a month and my local supermarket was half empty of stock at the weekend

So no, I won’t be voting for the current government on May 5th

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

@BorisJohnson @EmmanuelMacron I look forward to working together over the remaining two weeks of my premiership.

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@BorisJohnson @EmmanuelMacron Narrator: later it became apparent that Johnson had written two letters the night before the vote.....

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@craigsuperleeds #JohnsonOut90 seems to be attracting more people, people who care about democracy

[Sue Wood @beneathbluster]

PM says he needs to get on with the job. The levelling up group has not met for 6 months. 100,000 vacancies in the NHS. Brexit customs border checks to get worse. 160,000 vacancies in care homes. Teachers burnt out and a collapsing criminal justice system.Doing well PM?

[Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor]

READ THIS

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Yay, Portugal pretends we're less stupid and allows us one tiny bit of what you stole from us back

[terry christian @terrychristian]

That's worth the job losses, spiralling prices , empty shelves, lorry queues, crops rotting in fields, NHS/social care understaffing, loss of F.O.M , huge losses in trade , 149 billion lost since 2016 and being an international laughing stock #BrexitHasFailed

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

@ottocrat @DavidGHFrost @adamboultonTABB Honestly. That man. He’s done so much damage… at Johnson’s bidding… and now he just trolls us with scraps of ‘progress’ which amount to no more than being given stuff we had before but which Brexit took from us. What an endlessly petty and humiliating nightmare this is.

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@RedJohnBounds I'm fairly certain Starmer isn't eligible to stand as leader of the conservative party

[Danielle Barbereau Writer 📚Coach MAC @CoachingDB]

COVID deaths today 646; yesterday 508 and the day before: 482. That is 1636 deaths in 3 days. Why aren’t the media all over this? #CovidIsNotOver

[Chirpy Chet @ChirpyChet]

The dithering Met says they will investigate but won't tell us about #Partygate before May 5th because it might influence Local elections.

Since when do they get to judge what will influence elections? Get out of the custard bowl & do your job

#JohnsonOut88 #WeFollowedTheRules

[Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Curmudgeon Bigot and Smug @SkewSmug]

Johnson regarding Indian Visas."

"We are short to the tune of hundreds of thousands of people in our economy and we need to have a progressive approach."

Immigration in exchange for trade should please the Brexitears who knew what they voted for.😏
https://t.co/EGSXCbjobM

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@MrKehoe79 My wife has 4 cousins.
2 were hit as kids and are dicks as adults
2 were not hit and are lovely

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@BorisJohnson They remember last time we 'cooperated', but have fun with your dressing up box while you're hiding

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet figure or individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.