nicpil

Mes tweets n'engagent que moi et n'intéressent pas grand monde.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Sushi Glory Hole - SNL Digital Short
@thelonelyisland

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

NYT turning mass carnage in Lebanon into a fun email quiz

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

The Economist just published a deeply-researched story about car bloat, and it's very, very damning:

"For every life that the heaviest 1% of SUVs and trucks save, there are more than a dozen lives lost in other vehicles."

Well worth your time: https://t.co/eHalcNkiBX

[BFM Paris Île-de-France @BFMParis]

JO 2024 (pentathlon moderne): une concurrente a tiré avec une carte Navigo pour se cacher l’œil
https://t.co/qHjnm2lNSO

[Lukáš Ronald Lukács @lucxsronald]

THREAD

The best photos from this year’s Tour de France. 💛

1. Big three. (📷: cyclingimages)

[Nicolas Berrod @nicolasberrod]

❗️🥵 Dimanche a été la journée la plus chaude jamais enregistrée sur la planète : 17,09 °C de température moyenne, soit 0,01 °C de plus que le précédent record (17,08 °C le 6 juillet 2023).

De l'intérêt de dézoomer la focale, et de ne pas rester focalisé sur la France.

1/5

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

Wild Concrete is a series documenting trees sprouting from buildings around Hong Kong. https://t.co/VqPFHwKCOH

[Jérôme Lefilliâtre @jlefilliatre]

Un article édifiant de @gatinois4 @ITrippenbach @NSegaunes

[Ministère de l'Intérieur @Interieur_Gouv]

#Législatives2024 I Taux de participation à 17h en France : 59,39%.

🗳 En 2022, à la même heure, le taux de participation était de 39,42%.

📲 Pour en savoir plus ⤵️
https://t.co/zBE0dRc1Hg

[Nicolas Hervieu @N_Hervieu]

Et c’est une menace très crédible.

Sans même une nouvelle loi.

Grâce :
- Aux multiples lois sécuritaires qui ont doté l’administration de pouvoirs considérables;
- À des années de pratiques préfectorales & policières délétères (& souvent illégales) contre les manifestants.

[Nicolas Marlin @NMarlin_]

Si, littéralement.

[Grégory Schneider @SchneiderGrgory]

Concernant #carrasso, dont il est de bon ton de se moquer, je me souviens qu'il m'avait dit à peu près tout ce qu'il y avait à savoir sur le boulot de gardien et l'#OM en 30 mn chrono. Grand bonhomme. #cedriccarrasso
https://t.co/3IRn52SesW

[Attacking Football @AttackingFooty]

This is absolutely fascinating watching the VAR analysis of a penalty decision in the Spurs vs Chelsea match. 👀

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Here's a fun AI story: a security researcher noticed that large companies' AI-authored source-code repeatedly referenced a nonexistent library (an AI "hallucination"), so he created a (defanged) malicious library with that name and uploaded it.

1/

[nicpil @nicpil]

Hallucinant (from @unabrow)

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

Victor Wembanyama this season:

• Fastest player to reach 1K+ PTS, 500+ REB, and 150+ BLK in their career ( 1423 minutes )

• First player in NBA history to average a 5x5 over a two-game span

• Youngest player to record a 5x5 game (only 15 players have ever had a 5x5 game)

• Youngest player to record a 20-20 game

• Youngest player to record a triple-double with blocks

• Youngest center to record a triple-double

• Youngest player in NBA history to record a triple-double with 0 turnovers

• ONLY player in NBA history to average at least 20 PTS, 10 REB, 3 BLK, and one 3-pointer per game

• ONLY player in NBA history to have these numbers in a season 150+ BLK, 150+ AST, and 75+ threes

• 2nd player ever to record back-to-back 5+ STL, 5+ BLK games (MJ is the other player)

• 2nd player ever to record 25+ PTS, 10+ REB, 5+ AST, 5+ STL, and 5+ BLK in a game (Hakeem Olajuwon is the other player)

• Averaging 20 PTS, 10 REB, 3 BLK in a season, last player to do this was MVP Shaq

• Most Consecutive Double-Doubles by a Teenager in NBA History

• 2nd-youngest player to record 10 blocks in a game

• Leads NBA in blocks with 3.3

• Lead NBA in stocks (stls + blocks) with 4.6

• Blocks in February:
33 - Victor Wembanyama
32 - Knicks
30 - Pistons
26 - Trail Blazers
23 - Heat

The face of the NBA is here

[François Malaussena @malopedia]

Une citation célèbre raconte que Mitterrand avait deux avocats, Badinter pour le droit, et Dumas pour le tordu. Pourtant, de tordu, Badinter en était capable. Laissez moi vous parler de mon article de loi préféré, parce que oui je suis le genre de type qui a un article préféré ⤵️

[nicpil @nicpil]

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[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

For the first time in 100 years American cultural power is almost nonexistent outside US borders

[nicpil @nicpil]

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[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔵 Rishi Sunak has shaken hands on a £1,000 bet with Piers Morgan that Rwanda migrant deportation flights will take off before the next general election.

Follow the latest on our politics live blog 👇
https://t.co/AF6wLoMrRL

[nicpil @nicpil]

La nouvelle arnaque au président…

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

Black Mirror has arrived, ahead of schedule.

An entire cast of deepfaked people tricked a CFO out of $25 million. “(In the) multi-person video conference, it turns out that everyone was fake”

Deepfaked shit is getting real.