Nic Tuttle

I am the Santa Claus of drinking.

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@311Somerville Please note the diametrically opposing instructions:
"Service Interruption: .... Please limit the use of water going down your drains to an absolute minimum...
Odor: ...odors minimized by pouring several gallons of water down your sinks, showers, toilets, etc..."

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@BpersAfterDark The smell of spilled Four Loco persists.

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@shane_mosser @AngryBlackLady We got a hot take here!

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@DaithiTowell @kanyetheist This was mildly funny.

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@lovestory16 @JoeBiden

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@BeepsCast @BpersAfterDark tha fuk does he know!?

[Travon Free @Travon]

They've been treated like they treat black people for two weeks and they're having a mental breakdown.

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@kanyetheist SAME

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@kanyetheist @gsidebo He IS a white man, didn’t you know?

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

Quote-tweeting to call out @gsidebo for being too cowardly to retweet this amazing piece of writing.

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

“Churches are not essential.” - literally Jesus Christ

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

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[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

hey it's literally the only thing I've got goin for me, OR SO THEY'D HAVE ME BELIEVE

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

here’s my impression of a man: “6’3’’ because I guess that’s important”

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

here’s my impression of a man: “6’3’’ because I guess that’s important”

[Jocelyn Benson @JocelynBenson]

Hi! 👋🏼 I also have a name, it’s Jocelyn Benson. And we sent applications, not ballots. Just like my GOP colleagues in Iowa, Georgia, Nebraska and West Virginia.

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@kanyetheist Oh right! Duh. Ha. And here I ALMOST thought that I, a white man, might not have been the central positive influence in women’s lives. Hahahahah, SILLY ME!

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@kanyetheist I know I should be more benevolent (like this guy), but just ONCE I wish any of the women I’ve saved from themselves would thank me. Bless you for your gratitude. GratiDUDE? 😉

[Nic Tuttle @nictuttle]

@ellie_bufkin *fewer