Karmas Cousin

Former AP&BF'ing Mama,lactivist,intactavist,wine affectionado-trying to figure out this crazy thing called Mama-hood. Still following for that funny ish

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

@OldNavyCA been trying to reach you several ways to ask about an order. Over two hours on hold,never spoke to a human,no live chat available. #letstalk #oldnavywhereismyorder

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

@pc_optimum i saw an in store offer and dis not receive the pts

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

@SeasidePES @PALSpartners What a great idea🙂. First pic sent

[Dad The Joke Man @mccarthyjokes]

Remember when boomer parents would tell us to close the door because they weren't heating the whole outdoors, but then it turned out they actually were?

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

Been a minute. Lets get up to some fuckery

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

@GrimrossBrewing When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

#reasonswhyILoveThem https://t.co/hf3KjPIYEm

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

@kofisiriboe Yes. Yes you may

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

Telus services are dooooooooooown #telusoutage #eastcoast

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

Seriously HATE when convos revolve around how “bad” what you ate is.... just fucking eat and enjoy it. You don’t need to rectify it to anyone #foodobession #FirstWorldProblem

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

Ya know what the movies never tell ya? What the hell are you supposed to do with the rose petals after you enjoy the look of them spread on the bed?

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

@OldNavyCA Thank you for going back to the OG material of compression pants... you have 3 happy women now #og #stretchy #material #compressionpants #myfave #inlove #backtotheOriginals

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

“Yay now I’m gonna suck it.”-5yO Thats what she said-me #reasonswhyparentingisnyforeveryone

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

Just having an indepth convo about first of the season clementines with my best friend...ya kno grown ish

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

I possibly have a group chat where all we send are men in grey sweats #pervs

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

Admission with treats for2-$6
Having my kod get up every 7mins to ask me stupid questions-priceless #schoolmovienight #parenting

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

I fucking miss cheer so much #cheerleaderforlife #cheerblood #itsinmyveins #highvlowvcrosslowvcircletouchclapclapclap #gospartans

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

Me too

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

Tots thought my kid just said”vaginas are infinity” it was”Diamonds....Diamonds are infitity “

[Karmas Cousin @nidrum]

Whelp... my 5y/o is the size of a 9y/o #stopgrowing