Nigel Dean

Proud husband & Dad, Marathon runner, occasional cyclist, triathlete, allotment gardener, Sale Sharks fan & CIM Qualified Marketing Manager.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Boris Johnson put his own brother & the son of a sanctioned KGB spy in the House of Lords. On his *first day in the job* PM Sir Keir Starmer has promoted a former chief scientific advisor & a businessman whose work rehabilitating former prisoners has improved countless lives…

[Nigel Dean @nigel_dean]

@NealSchaffer Although, you would say that wouldn’t you 😏

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@angrypiln We’re too soft on them...

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@EnglandRugby @O2 Has anyone seen my marshmallows? 👀

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@lancscricket @0xFanCraze Oh Jimmy Jimmy, Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Anderson-son 😎

[Nigel Dean @nigel_dean]

@batmansymbol420 @NoContextBrits Who smelt it, dealt it 👍

[Nigel Dean @nigel_dean]

"LinkedIn isn't working for me"
"I have never seen one single client coming from LinkedIn"

That's the intro to yesterdays excellent post from @RichardvdBlom.

His answer? It's all about you...

... and being the helpful guy he is, he came up with a crack…https://t.co/x2nqn5YOH2

[Nigel Dean @nigel_dean]

@NikolaiFoster @JasonManford @LondonPalladium @yellowbrickroad Any jokes about his cubs growing up Middle Class?

[Nigel Dean @nigel_dean]

Come on #SaleSharks ⁦@SaleSharksRugby⁩

[parkrun UK @parkrunUK]

Each week, all around the world, we celebrate those who reach a milestone club. But last weekend, parkrun hit a major landmark. We’re proud to now have over 500 members in the 500 walk, jog and run milestone club!

Read all about it 👉 https://t.co/J8YdoDRkAv

🌳 #loveparkrun

[Sale Sharks 🦈 @SaleSharksRugby]

Is this the smoothest sequence of play all season? 🤤

[Nigel Dean @nigel_dean]

@BestForBritain To be fair, if he only selected ministers with a squeaky clean reputation, it wouldn’t be much of a cabinet. More of a cupboard, and a half empty one at that.

[Nigel Dean @nigel_dean]

Spot on 👇. This is one of my favourite cakes, but I would love them more if they were just called Bakewell’s. #BinTheCherry

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

How to eat a Cherry Bakewell.

[What's Your Move Barnsley @BarnsleyMoving]

Our Active Travel officer visited Mapplewell Village for the opening of Greenspace Group designed and built bike track. Local Olympic Legend and @SouthYorksMCA Active Travel Commissioner @Ed_Clancy opening.
@MapplewellSch @BarnsleyCouncil @ChronOnline @BarnsleyRdClub

[Nigel Dean @nigel_dean]

@PetronellaWyatt If the cap fits...

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.

[Nigel Dean @nigel_dean]

@allotmentjohn Very true. You will also eat fruit and veg you would never buy in a shop. Nothing goes to waste, throw the slug away and eat what’s left 👍

#GrowYourOwn

[This Morning @thismorning]

Adam Hills retells the conversation that led to his decision on whether to play for Australia or England in the Physical Disability Rugby League. 🏉

[Nigel Dean @nigel_dean]

@DavidDidley @lurganhp They are the last people I want running the country David 🤬

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Rather than police investigate Rishi Sunak for not wearing a seatbelt I would rather they followed all of our Covid money, all the Russian money, all the cash for honours, all the billions spirited out of the country post-Brexit, all the excess profits made by energy & the rest