fleshlight fuck master

beep beep lettuce

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

@rotnbrain hello!

[faglet5 @faglet5]

that moment when your buthole itches and you just know its the worms 😭😭😭

[g @34rths]

Spongebob squarepants if you can hear me please help me

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

My nipples are swelling with porridge daddy

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

i’m such a fat chud a whole pot of hamburger helper is like a snack to me

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Testicular manslaughter

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

dipping my fupa in the chocolate fountain at golden corral

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

@courtesyofu yooooo is that ryan’s CRACK i’m crine 😭😭😭😭

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

servin up dat cake, makin dat chedda

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

@therealwinny1 @AliciaJanae__ the mother of his child is you fucking idiot 😭😂

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

doordashing food from my work to myself while i’m at work

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

poop at work

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Real estate agents are a bunch of dumb bimbos who get paid to dress like hookers and unlock doors

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

i got a new toilet for my birthday

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

working even on my days off so i can afford a new couch

[mood @meishato]

can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack please

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

@VrilNyeX why is no one talking about how god damn fucking hideous she is? like jesus christ why did ole dude knock her up?? THRICE at that

[fleshlight fuck master @niightmarepenis]

thinking about wearing a thong to work tomorrow