Nicola Fontanive

[Dan Rysk @DanDeFiEd]

Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied.

In Italy:
- Walk into a bar and look at the guy
- Un caffe
- 30 seconds later it’s ready
- Shoot it
- Leave €1
- Walk out

In the US:
- Join a line
- Wait
- Order coffee
- Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it?
- $12.34
- Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip
- Tap phone
- ask where to send the invoice
- Wait again on a different line
- Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine
- get the coffee
- too hot, can't drink it
- finally at temperature

taste like shit

[Fran Altomare @FranAltomare]

Non la smetto di ridere da ieri.

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization.

She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Salesman: The car is $25k

Trump: $20k take it or leave it.

Salesman: No thank you. It’s $25k

Trump: okay fine, I’ll do $24k final offer.

Salesman: No thank you.

Trump: Fine I’ll give you $28k

MAGA: WOW ART OF THE DEAL!!!

[Alon Mizrahi @alon_mizrahi]

Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days
Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars

[Justin Tinsley @JustinTinsley]

You don't get to help start a fire and then complain that it's too hot

[Ewan MacKenna @EwanMacKenna]

Donald Trump this week (genuinely)?

Wednesday: Oil will never be cheaper.
Thursday: We've won.
Friday: They've nothing left.
Saturday: Can others please help us.

[Nicola Fontanive @nikfonta]

@FinFreedom414 Option B, but not driving a Toyota

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

When you’ve crashed the economy, started a war, bombed a girls’ school, & raised gas & grocery prices beyond what people can afford… all in your first year as president. 😑

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

So basically we started a war with a country that can single-handedly fuck the entire world’s oil supply any time they want because of geography and we had no plan for if that happened? Is this correct?

[Massimo @Misurelli77]

In ogni vostra sosta dal benzinaio, portate con voi il suo ricordo😔

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Rubio: “Iran is run by religious fanatics.”

The White House right now:

[Anthony Petrielli @APetrielli]

They have completely, and rightfully, tuned this guy right out.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[MajorMoose 🫎 @MajorMoose_]

Daily reminder that Frank Seravalli is younger than Sidney Crosby

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Drinking green tea over coffee is a great way to get caffeine while decreasing overall enjoyment of life.

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Who did this?? 😂

[Joe Haggerty @HackswithHaggs]

The amount of egotistical people that think an Olympic winter games set in Italy should twist themselves into scheduling knots for US TV viewers is hilarious. It's not a TV event. It's a historic athletic competition. They don't care ur getting up at 8 am & watch. Nor should they