NikHimself

Just here kind of thing

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Good night children remember,when you see a fool in leadership know the people who voted them are well represented.

[Sahil @sahill_og]

Me reviewing code generated by Claude before pushing to production.

[Anders Åslund @anders_aslund]

As long as Trump remains POTUS, nobody can take the US seriously.
Nobody can make any agreement with the US.
The US has become out of bounds.
In the long run, this madness will be vewry costly for the US.
Don't US republicans understand that?
Are they merely cowards?

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

As I was about to depart this morning, one of the small boys in the hood ran up excitedly.

“Gotter joke!” He said breathlessly.

Ignition off to give my full attention.

“They don’t make French frieth in Franth.” He said breathlessly through a gap in his teeth. “They make them in Greethe!”

It’s been a very rough week and the delivery was so good I have laughed myself to tears.

The boy, visibly proud of his delivery and the reception, joined in.

Whoever needs to hear it - all will be well.

All will be well.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

🇰🇪 Driving in Nairobi already gives me anxiety without people carelessly endangering our lives by using the wrong lane and obstructing traffic.

If we all become active citizens, we can stop this behavior. It’s up to you

[NikHimself @nikhimself]

He ran over the fence with his lawn mower. He literally mowed down the fence.

[Qutopia Consulting Ltd @QutopiaConsult]

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[phantéau @_wangwe]

You really could just be texting someone. Then all of a sudden, out of the blue, etc., they send you a voicenote the length of a podcast. So now, you have to listen and text back because you’re not a mad person who just talks to their phone with no one else on the other end.

[Phares Kariuki @kaboro]

In accordance with this cease and desist I received, I’ve deleted my previous tweet.

[Muzami @noah_muhindi]

People sat in a boardroom, then one person said. "Ama we fence the parliament road with wiremesh, the other genius said brilliant Idea "😂😂

You cannot hide incompetence, this is why we have to turn this country upside down and start afresh.

[Nakeel @Nakeel]

@roomthinker @citizentvkenya @ntvkenya @NationAfrica @StandardKenya Why do you think they would blackout their financiers?

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Guys @citizentvkenya @ntvkenya @citizentvkenya @NationAfrica @StandardKenya - why don't you give every last politician from the plant ecologist all the way to the MCA a complete media blackout for a fortnight? Not a single mention.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

You: “The car ahead is going very slowly, I shall overtake”

Driver of slow car: “I know, I’ll start matching the speed of this car that’s overtaking me, that’s the sensible thing to do”

[NikHimself @nikhimself]

@keliitu Ahem.

[Dennis Kioko - KeNHA Unmarked Bumps Hitter @denniskioko]

And this is the problem with Kenya.

Every Kenyan wants better for themselves. But that other person? Fuck that person!

So, how many Kenyans do you think don't want you to be better off (And no, this is not personal, it is a general thing. We want others to remain just there)

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I'm not saying you should scare him. Just show him a little glimpse of crazy every now and then to keep him in line.

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

I can still drop it like it’s hot but I’m going to need a second to get back up

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I can’t come to work today”
“Why?”
“Really don’t want to”