Persona non grata

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@XXL She has bars for sure

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@tedcruz you look like a uncle I’d feel uncomfortable leaving my kids with

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@AIapalucci heard you on Matt and Shane. Watched the special on Netflix. You’re fucking hilarious. Loved it

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@zyncap guys these hats are fucking so gay. So god damn lame 😂😂😂. Go try marketing them at Cookie Moster and Grover as hunting apparel.

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

Me: *shows up to work in a flannel*
@Mock__Austin: wtf is up with the flannel? You look like a substitute music teacher
Me: good morning to you too sir.

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@zyncap wtf is with the drought bros. I’m buying knockoffs. I’m not zyning, I’m zoning now I guess? I miss you

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@Mock__Austin Her name is Robert Paulson

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@mattwritesbooks I’m in the middle of your book, tryna get through our hero on Xanax walking into dad’s retirement party. Slow down chief. I’m not that smart.

[KMOV @KMOV]

Honorable Ginger Gooch has been appointed a Missouri Supreme Court Judge. https://t.co/f4N5TgndHp

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

I can give you the resources, I can tell you how to be successful. But only YOU, can go fuck yourself.

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@Mock__Austin The closet gay play writer?

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

The moon is low and so am I. One more shot then I’m leaving Louisiana

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@zyncap hey guys I’m trying to redeem points. Why is it that 1 out of every 3 cans gives me an error? I have two cans in my hand that I’m getting an error trying to load the code. This happens frequently, what’s the deal?

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

I should tell time by the sun more

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@fro_vo Four-leaf clunders

[Cody Wolfe Appreciation Committee Chair (Fan) @music_listener7]

Morgan Wallen’s next CD will have 36 songs? Damn that’s a lot of music for me to not listen to.

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

@Mock__Austin As per usual

[Persona non grata @nikkfarnsworth]

Legally changing my name to Sassmaster

[Matt Farr @philosofarr]

Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.