Nikki Johnson

Trying to find my authentic self

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

If I’m still alive and working at 100 years old someone please shoot me in the face and put me out of my misery

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

#Dunk Contest Taco Bell slam dunk socks bring back good dunks

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

Can the 23rd come faster so I can see @HeartAttackMane?!?

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

@kaili_ann me to you but tik toks

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

Tell me why I sit weird in chairs and then late complain that I can’t feel my leg because I was cutting circulation to said leg

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

Why do people reply to an email with a phone call? Like no just answer the damn email

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

One more minor inconvenience or awkward moment I’m yeeting myself into traffic 😂😅

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

Why is apartment shopping so stressful?

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

How do you tell your coworker that their perfume is suffocating so don’t come by me

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

Moral of the story of today is trust your gut and RUN when he says he’s a Trump supporter. #fucktrump

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

@OliverBaxxter This is pure gold

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

@Starbucks We want guava

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

How can he be the love of your life and the worlds most annoying person at the same time?

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

Today would of been a better day if I would of stayed in bed

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

Today would of been a better day if I would of stayed in bed

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

@kaili_ann @dunkindonuts I heard good things about it 😂😅😭

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

@tacobell you can bring back the nacho fries, but you get rid of everything else with potato? Where’s your logic??

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

@kaili_ann Do it wednesday so I can be a ✨witness✨

[Nikki Johnson @nikkiash95]

Patient just told me I’d make a terrible nurse and ya know I’m not even mad