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designer

[niko @niko____las]

mark mckenzie you should not be speaking if you can’t even get in the game

[niko @niko____las]

gio two goals 67’ 81’ I feel it this is his moment

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[spaghetti policy analyst 🇵🇸 ✮⋆˙⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @0atmik]

Doing this with a girl from hinge after scoring a tap-in during my Tuesday night co-ed rec league match.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i don’t like that little rowing thing the norwegians do. but i am willing to look past it due to their thriving literary culture

[niko @niko____las]

all the possible mexican places in nyc and people are still like 'yeah I'm gonna go watch the mexico game at tacombi'

[Florian Ederer @florianederer]

Individual preference predictors for Messi:
1) Progressive ideology
2) Interest in politics
3) Highly educated

Ronaldo:
1) Short video consumption
2) High self-confidence
3) Authoritarian orientation

[Swervo5️⃣ @4KTSwervo]

nightmare blunt rotation

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

it used to mean something when a guy had a cool jacket. but there’s been a recent cooljacketflation so they’ve lost all significance

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I deserve a reward every time I don’t buy a $400 pair of pants … like perhaps a $400 pair of pants …

[niko @niko____las]

I’m getting cooked by association everywhere

[R.F. Kenmore @rfkenmore]

How To Dress For The Office In 2026

Just wear Celine, you poor!

[niko @niko____las]

so addicted to bread doc had to put me on ozempic

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

the current position of the US government is that NVIDIA should be allowed to sell chips directly to China but banned from using Claude, because the latter is a larger national security risk. that is the level of absolute insanity coming out of the White House & Pentagon nowadays

[Scott Alexander @slatestarcodex]

I cannot wait until the White House changes hands and all of you ghouls switch back from "you're a traitor unless you bootlick so hard your tongue goes numb" to "the government asking any questions about my offshore fentanyl casino is vile tyranny and I will throw myself in the San Francisco Bay in protest", like werewolves at the last ray of the setting moon.

[Hunter 🌆 @rhunterh]

I actually use AI the perfect amount. Anyone who uses it less than me is a hopeless Luddite destined for the underclass, anyone who uses it more than me is mindlessly degrading their literacy and erudition.

[Jonathan Gorard @getjonwithit]

@stephen_wolfram We can automate the proving of theorems, or the discovery of conjectures, or even the invention of new axiom systems, but we can't automate *mathematics*. Because "mathematics" is the name we give to the *human* cultural story, not to the formal methods themselves. (14/15)

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Grok, put her in Ann Demeulemeester Fall/Winter ‘98

[niko @niko____las]

rip frank gehry ✊😔