liz

My phone is probably dying. My hair is always a mess.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"The plan? Create a lore so complicated and bewildering that the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar currently hemorrhaging money recoups its losses by becoming an attraction for disbelieving tourists."

[fab @tenetations]

the new nathan fielder project teaser is killing me, he flew a fucking plane and he wasn't as scared as he is here

[Alpha Hog @samsonhog]

This is the moment Nathan fielder realized he has met his match

[Лариса @contextlimited]

A lot of people don’t know this but a man can also be a west village girl

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

come on childproof weed packaging, you know it's me

[liz @nikralzil]

@creed__bratton I knew you’d get it - ty for the support

[liz @nikralzil]

Every athleisure company said “leggings cost $120 now” and we just obliged????

[liz @nikralzil]

me, the 2-3 business days after a brow lamination

[Erin Durkin @erinmdurkin]

Yeah guys everything’s fine, it’s just mid-July and you can’t breathe the air or eat a salad.

[Temu Joan Didion 🍉 @temujoandidion]

Pairing my basketball shorts with a little sandal

[Justice 🩵 @FlyGrlJustice]

That hand stay tooted up when he’s lying

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

miss summer

[teeny @teenychill]

Addicted to staying “stay warm” to every stranger I interact with

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Soup Fucks.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Open the schools

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i aspire to be like these pigs with no specific duties

[liz @nikralzil]

@thedesignguyjon @stephancasas @stephancasas following up here…you should let him.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

HOPE SCROLLING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR