shortlegjimmy

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@MajinSupernova @thecow6oy @SwampThingSulky @itskeyb Couldn't be assed is a phrase people use in real life. It's a real phrase that makes sense. At first I thought you were being a little nerd but now I think you genuinely think "couldn't be assed" is something I made up and has never been uttered before

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@MajinSupernova @thecow6oy @SwampThingSulky @itskeyb College has not been about just grades for a long time. You tell me a story of a guy with a 4.2 gpa and I'll show you a long list of kids who get the same grade every single year. A 4.2 seems crazy but to an admissions board it might as well be a 3.5

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@MajinSupernova @thecow6oy @SwampThingSulky @itskeyb Yes I did. There were also colleges who didn't accept me and I wasn't complaining about it, I just kept it pushing

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@MajinSupernova @thecow6oy @SwampThingSulky @itskeyb Should've wrote an essay then. Bro worked that hard and couldn't be assed to fake a sob story? Couldn't have been that smart then

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@inkyhalos @kovac000 If your wife was fucking her tennis coach, her gardener and every man who comes to the house that you pay to be there while you pay to fuck prostitutes, you are the loser in your "arrangement"

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@EDC40iykyk @campiciusjr Something not being realistic is not shitty gameplay

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@JankyJonesTx @NicciHowe @KaskaJessica Baby's first purposeful misleading headline

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@TRPNJEE @y000bagz @Neitr_TM @WritesCoco This is the third trailer

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

I got to hold the actual puppets 😭

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@Jimmyrich91298 @ArtsyMarx1st Or pay them in cash which can be used for goods and services

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@Jimmyrich91298 @ArtsyMarx1st If you work a job no one else does, you deserve to get paid

[🌊 NirvanaM1nd 🌊 @NirvanaM1nd]

This is what it feels like to be 23 in the big 26’

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@Patk1006 @2k7Steff @byebyefashy @BartWinklerShow It's like if I was hyper focused on ensuring my kid doesn't get killed by debris from an airplane while at school.

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@No1Goy @MeladoPave @yenthusiastx The game's not out yet. When it is, and it's good and bigots on the internet find something else to talk about, I'm coming back to this post

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@No1Goy @MeladoPave @yenthusiastx If he didn't like the direction of 3, why would they consult him on 4? Your point is that the direction of 4 is so hated, even the author isn't on board but he's been not no board so what now?

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@No1Goy @MeladoPave @yenthusiastx Hate to tell you about how the author feels about Witcher 3. Larpers are everywhere

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@No1Goy @yenthusiastx Ciri is the Witcher, liked she was training to become in 3. If you dislike the direction, you have disliked the direction for years. Regardless, it is in fact not cheaper to make your own game as you get more funding if you use familiar IP

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@No1Goy @yenthusiastx Ok but if you have an idea you are passionate about and you make the game and then straight white men tell you they aren't interested, it's cheaper to market it to the ones that are instead of making a new video game to appeal to the 90%

[shortlegjimmy @ninjaplusman]

@Twototrandle @thecyborgscribe @ccfcpaddy I'm making up the 5th amendment?